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#4623817 - 03/29/23 10:53 AM A man walks into a Bar  
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed a $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.


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#4623819 - 03/29/23 10:57 AM Re: A man walks into a Bar [Re: KRT_Bong]  
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LMAO! Good one.


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#4623832 - 03/29/23 12:55 PM Re: A man walks into a Bar [Re: KRT_Bong]  
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hahaha I do love a dumb blonde joke.

Last edited by Chucky; 03/29/23 12:56 PM.

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