A man asks his doctor “Doc, will I live to be a hundred?”
Doc asks “Do you smoke?” The guy replies “No”
“Do you drink?”, “No.”
“Do you chase women?” “No!”
Doctor says, “Then why do you want to live to a hundred?”
"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
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PanzerMeyer
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Joined: Apr 2001
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LOL!
I guess chasing women could potentially get you shot if you happen to chase one who happens to be married to an insanely jealous guy.
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
