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#4615455 - 12/02/22 01:07 PM Going to Church in Chicago  
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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: " By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: " By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...
My car was gone.


~Bill

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#4615457 - 12/02/22 01:32 PM Re: Going to Church in Chicago [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL!

"Going to Church in Chicago" immediately made me think of this scene:



“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4615459 - 12/02/22 01:51 PM Re: Going to Church in Chicago [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL

hahaha clapping


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