A new CEO decides he's going to take a tour of the Facility and cut out the fat by removing any slackers.
Sure enough as he enters a room full of busy workers he notices a young man leaning against the wall.
Seeing a chance to lay down the law he walks right up to him and asks him "How much do you make a week?"
A little surprised the young man stammers "Uh, I make about 400 a week. why?"
"Wait right here" the CEO replies and he goes into his office.
He comes back out and hands the guy $1600 and says "Here's 4 weeks severance, hit the bricks and don't come back!"
Feeling really smug he turns back to the room full of startled workers and inquires; "Does anybody want to tell me what that goofball's job was?"
From the back of the room someone says, "Yeah, He's the Pizza delivery guy from Dominoes"
Stealing it!!!