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#4580712 - 09/21/21 01:42 PM Anyone???  
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Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame
up to the base, eventually it will suck the testicle into the bottle?

If you did know this, can you please tell me how to reverse it?
I really need to know!


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#4580718 - 09/21/21 02:47 PM Re: Anyone??? [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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OUCH !! Sure has a pucker factor of 10


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#4580725 - 09/21/21 03:51 PM Re: Anyone??? [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Originally Posted by Bill_Grant
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame
up to the base, eventually it will suck the testicle into the bottle?

If you did know this, can you please tell me how to reverse it?
I really need to know!


same way you put it in, light a match underneath the bottle, and if you dont care about recicling just bash it with your other testicle, you have two for a reason mate, THINK !

#4580776 - 09/22/21 08:35 AM Re: Anyone??? [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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