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#4575884 - 07/29/21 07:49 PM this explains why I do not understand women.  
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I may not understand women but I am good at eating triangles.

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#4575887 - 07/29/21 07:59 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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So, the reason you don't understand women is because you eat triangles?... Hello?

#4575889 - 07/29/21 08:04 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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No, why a round pizza is in a square box, not in a round box

#4575890 - 07/29/21 08:09 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Have a look at the next pizza box you receive and think it through... rolleyes


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#4575892 - 07/29/21 08:22 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
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I may not understand women but I am good at eating triangles.


You failed geometry didn't you.

Triangles have 3 straight sides. Your pizza "triangle" has 2 straight sides and a curved side. What you are eating is a sector.


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#4575898 - 07/29/21 09:00 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
No, why a round pizza is in a square box, not in a round box


as a designer i can tell, its easier to make square box with less loss of material that a round one would made, also better for storage. but i have seen those round boxes in the wild.

#4575900 - 07/29/21 09:10 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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I'm more concerned with why a package of hot dogs doesn't have the same number of hot dogs as a package of hot dog buns has buns? biggrin


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#4575902 - 07/29/21 09:14 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Or why the ratio of bags of chips to jars of salsa is an irrational number.


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#4575906 - 07/29/21 09:19 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: LB4LB]  
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Originally Posted by LB4LB
I'm more concerned with why a package of hot dogs doesn't have the same number of hot dogs as a package of hot dog buns has buns? biggrin


On purpose so you buy more, since bread is cheap and get stale faster.
what i want to know is why my chips are measure in Oz ? im from the real world not emerald city ! if they want to sell their product in my realm they should adequate their measurements

#4575907 - 07/29/21 09:20 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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The only thing to understand about women is that, once engaged, you need to manage them as unpinned grenades.

Put the pin in with utmost care every time they're about to explode, and live happy until next alert.

#4575908 - 07/29/21 09:25 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Here I buy Nathans hot dogs 8 to a pack same as a pack of hot dog buns.A bit more expensive but I grew up in N.Y. and all we ate were Nathans,,,The cheap hot dogs still have 10 to a pack .If were to buy them the spare two go to my pup.


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#4575914 - 07/29/21 10:11 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: rollnloop.]  
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Originally Posted by rollnloop.
The only thing to understand about women is that, once engaged, you need to manage them as unpinned grenades.

Put the pin in with utmost care every time they're about to explode, and live happy until next alert.


rofl


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#4575951 - 07/30/21 10:56 AM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: LB4LB]  
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Originally Posted by LB4LB
I'm more concerned with why a package of hot dogs doesn't have the same number of hot dogs as a package of hot dog buns has buns? biggrin



You reminded me of that great scene with Steve Martin from the movie "Father of the Bride" where he gets arrested at the supermarket after his tirade about the very thing you mentioned!


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#4575956 - 07/30/21 12:43 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Women...box...hotdog...buns...don't know if thread should make one hungry on horny! biggrin



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#4575961 - 07/30/21 01:13 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: MarkG]  
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Originally Posted by MarkG
Women...box...hotdog...buns...don't know if thread should make one hungry on horny! biggrin

The correct answer is both.

#4575963 - 07/30/21 01:16 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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The connection between sex and eating was long ago established by Freud. wink


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#4576023 - 07/30/21 11:04 PM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
The connection between sex and eating was long ago established by Freud. wink

What didn't Freud connect to sex?


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#4576041 - 07/31/21 12:25 AM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Okay, I feel better now; I'm not alone. My mind went there on the 'eating triangles' comment...


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#4576044 - 07/31/21 01:52 AM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: LB4LB]  
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Originally Posted by LB4LB
I'm more concerned with why a package of hot dogs doesn't have the same number of hot dogs as a package of hot dog buns has buns? biggrin


Easy! Buy the bigger pack of hot dogs and you will have enough for buns.

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#4576058 - 07/31/21 07:08 AM Re: this explains why I do not understand women. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
The connection between sex and eating was long ago established by Freud. wink


I'd say the Romans beat him to it.

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