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#4571817 - 06/15/21 10:47 AM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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British members of this esteemed forum raise eyebrows whenever someone links to the 'Sun' news media here. smile



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#4571818 - 06/15/21 10:56 AM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: BD-123]  
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Originally Posted by BD-123
British members of this esteemed forum raise eyebrows whenever someone links to the 'Sun' news media here. smile


Which one is worse? "The Sun" or "The Daily Mail"?


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#4571828 - 06/15/21 01:12 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted by BD-123
British members of this esteemed forum raise eyebrows whenever someone links to the 'Sun' news media here. smile


Which one is worse? "The Sun" or "The Daily Mail"?

I think they're in competition for the worst.

#4571880 - 06/15/21 07:35 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: wormfood]  
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Guess it's time to bring out this Oldie biggrin



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#4571924 - 06/16/21 10:28 AM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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Nigel Hawthorne was a fantastic actor! I absolutely loved his performance as George III in "The Madness of King George".


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4571927 - 06/16/21 12:19 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Hawthorne is VERY good (and won the awards)- however people often overlook Paul Eddington and especially Derek Fowlds- personally I think the other 2's performances would not have worked half as well without 'Bernard's' role as a foil.


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#4572127 - 06/18/21 08:54 AM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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Can one of the mods delete that latest bot account? They snuck in a sex toys link. I did notify a few days ago but maybe OG was giving him time to reply to his request on the 16th. Thanks mods smile


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#4572129 - 06/18/21 08:57 AM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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Done. Account banned.


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#4572132 - 06/18/21 09:37 AM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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Thanks OG, much appreciated.


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#4572159 - 06/18/21 03:37 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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It seems that ALL of these spammers/bots who necro an old thread on their first post are bad news.

I personally would just ban them ALL immediately...and let Bill Gates sort them out! winkngrin


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#4572163 - 06/18/21 03:58 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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Yeah, I don’t think I will be as lenient in giving a chance in the future.


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#4572211 - 06/18/21 10:42 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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I've met one, and let me tell ya boys...it ain't all it's cracked up to be...sort of. Gather round and i'll tell ya a tale of the ultimate woman we all (thought) we wanted when we were sex starved teens.

Brunette, brown eyes you would sink into, with a sculpted face highlighted with lips that even the Devil would get weak knees on sight. A body shape worthy of a rear window sticker on a young hoons car. In a two piece bikini she ruled the beaches and when dressed in 'oh i just threw this on' attire for an excursion to any sort of establishment, she made one rise an extra two inches (in height) just with the delight of her hanging off ones arm. Beautiful creature.

To top it off, no high maintainance, liked getting down and dirty working on cars, in the garden, an interest in many subjects so conversation was great and enjoyed a foray into pc gaming so much she built her own first rig. Perfect huh? Well yes...and no. You see, she loved sex. A lot. A lot more than i thought i did.

Inside, outside, in the kitchen, on the washing machine, the floor, the garage, the car, on the bonnet of the car at the airport at night, at her mums in the kitchen while her mum is outside in earshot on the phone, at the movies, before breakfast, after breakfast, during breakfast...you get the picture.

The first year it's like...i've died and gone to heaven and everyone around me is a mere earthly bound mortal. Her regenerative powers after a long session were amazing, and i must say, mine was pretty #%&*$# good too...for a while. Many bleary eyed mornings heading off to work with tousled hair and a smile you couldn't scrape off my face as i looked forward to knock off time and thoughts of what other tricks this delightful lady held in store for me.

That old saying springs too mind, careful what you wish for. Sometimes i would be met at the front door, and not go past it, never even make it inside and she was on me. Watching a race on tv when breasts are suddenly thrust in ones face where moments before fast paced V8s had been...i know, it sounds terrible. A firm and perfectly shaped bum pressed against one just as you are attempting to head out the door, a quick drag into a room at a function...it was never ending. But, it was also hard to deny when she melted you with those eyes and the absolute confidence in her nakedness.

By year three i was coming home late from work, i kid you not. Performance anxiety, she was outdoing me, like a thouroughbred with more to give pounding down the main straight whereas i was sweating and heaving with wide scared eyes and a foamy mouth at least four lengths behind. Her stamina was that of a 15 round old school fighter, and i had only trained for 12. I was gassed.

It just didn't stop. Ever. Remember Kyle Reese? it won't stop Sarah, it's a machine, it never, ever, stops. Needless to say, it fell apart, not for want of trying on both sides and we did manage a few more years...but phew, i pity the next guy...nearly.

Now there may be some who say they could keep up, and, i admire that. I thought i could too, and i did, for a few years. To have walked away from such a predicament, one that is so amazing caused much heartache, but also a small amount of relief.

Sigh.


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#4572212 - 06/19/21 12:26 AM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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^ The Coolidge Effect shot down in passionate flames! wink



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4572228 - 06/19/21 06:56 AM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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#4572252 - 06/19/21 03:35 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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Odd thread for spam bot to necro...

Anyway, I'm guessing we've all at least enjoyed some nympho glimpses, if nothing on Ajay's level. A 20 year-old husband learns quickly how to interpret his wife's pill dispenser in the medicine cabinet (the ones in the late-80's/early-90's were round, the circumference had the days of the month labeled, and it clicked when you turned it). You could read it like a flow chart (Yes or No and if Yes check Intensity). It predicted your short-term romantic future better than a Magic 8 ball.

Last edited by MarkG; 06/19/21 04:32 PM. Reason: Oops...second necro should be nympho :)


The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4572268 - 06/19/21 07:46 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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I thought this thread was killed, then I realized it was just bumped up to the sticky area!

Can we post hot babes in it if we keep it respectable? smile

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The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4572303 - 06/20/21 02:10 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Maybe post some Cute Chicks?

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#4572331 - 06/20/21 07:30 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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^ Skinny legs and and head bow...yeah. That nagging look...nah.

Now I want Popeyes.



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4572333 - 06/20/21 07:40 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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Ajay's post reminds me of an old man joke I always liked.

A women like that could kill a man, if he was lucky.

#4572335 - 06/20/21 08:07 PM Re: An epidemic of female sex addicts  [Re: MarkG]  
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Originally Posted by MarkG
^ Skinny legs and and head bow...yeah. That nagging look...nah.

Now I want Popeyes.




Mmmmmmmmmm…..Popeyes.

Make sure you ask for “Cajun Sparkle”. Great spice.


Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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