Yakov Smirnoff has a nightclub in Branson, MO. I saw a couple of commercials for it on my local morning news broadcast today.

"In America, the word politics describes the process perfectly. 'Poli' meaning many, and 'tics' [ticks] are blood-sucking parasites."
"I know why gas prices are so high. All the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington."

Wow. He’s still around? I thought his comedy routine died with the end of the Cold War?

Reminds me of Opie and Anthony. Hilarious. (some swearing)