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#4570810 - 06/03/21 11:50 AM Shopping for Deodorant  
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So I was in the store yesterday in the personal care isle and just baffled by all the multitude of products. A young associate was walking towards me and she says "Hi welcome to Walmart, Is there anything I can help you find"?. I said "no, I'm just looking for some deodorant". So she asks me "Ball or stick"? I said "no, just my armpits" and she got so red..

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#4570811 - 06/03/21 11:56 AM Re: Shopping for Deodorant [Re: KRT_Bong]  
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You're giving Bill Grant a run for his money! biggrin

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#4570812 - 06/03/21 12:07 PM Re: Shopping for Deodorant [Re: KRT_Bong]  
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As soon as I saw the title and started reading the joke I thought of this... smile


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#4570814 - 06/03/21 12:10 PM Re: Shopping for Deodorant [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
You're giving Bill Grant a run for his money! biggrin

My Dad and Bill would get along great, he has some of the most cringeworthy Dad jokes and Puns.

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