Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Rate This Thread
Hop To
Page 2 of 3 1 2 3
#4570178 - 05/27/21 07:40 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Oct 2020
Posts: 246
trustworthykebab Offline
Member
trustworthykebab  Offline
Member

Joined: Oct 2020
Posts: 246
No, Trooper, I'm a COWard.

#4570182 - 05/27/21 07:45 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 231
Mike Dora Offline
Member
Mike Dora  Offline
Member

Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 231
USA (transplanted Scot)
Perhaps they’re Ludendorff’s secret secret weapon, the A7VMu PanzerKuh?

#4570183 - 05/27/21 07:45 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Dec 2018
Posts: 383
Becker01 Online content
Member
Becker01  Online Content
Member

Joined: Dec 2018
Posts: 383
@BB is right. Let's stop it.
So my last words to this topic:
I can understand the wish to simulate the war-intention of destroying the basic food supply from the other side. But that's not the important content in a WW1-flightsim; maybe trains and a convoy for supply, but not separate animals.

Greetings!


Last edited by Becker01; 05/28/21 06:06 AM.
#4570185 - 05/27/21 07:56 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,879
RAF_Louvert Offline
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
RAF_Louvert  Offline
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
Senior Member

Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,879
L'Etoile du Nord
.

Sooooo, you're saying you don't wish to ruminate on this any further then.

.

#4570188 - 05/27/21 08:04 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 1,523
BuckeyeBob Offline
Member
BuckeyeBob  Offline
Member

Joined: May 2016
Posts: 1,523
Ohio, USA
Lou, how cud you?




(Better than my last one, but not by much)!


“With Major Lawrence, mercy is a passion. With me it is merely good manners. You may judge which motive is the more reliable.”
#4570192 - 05/27/21 08:24 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Mar 2020
Posts: 795
Albert Tross Offline
Flight Sim Nut
Albert Tross  Offline
Flight Sim Nut
Member

Joined: Mar 2020
Posts: 795
UK
Gentlemen, I think we've been herbivore.


"A great deal of an aeroplane could be holed without affecting its ability to fly. Wings and fuselage could be—and often were—pierced in 50 places, missing the occupants by inches (blissfully unaware of how close it had come until they returned to base). Then the sailmaker would carefully cover each hole with a square inch of Irish linen frayed at the edges and with a brushful of dope make our aircraft 'serviceable' again within an hour."
#4570195 - 05/27/21 08:31 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Fullofit Offline
Senior Member
Fullofit  Offline
Senior Member

Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Ajax, ON
Admit it, you just want to shoot bull.
Yup, yup, I’m milking it.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4570196 - 05/27/21 08:42 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,879
RAF_Louvert Offline
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
RAF_Louvert  Offline
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
Senior Member

Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,879
L'Etoile du Nord
.

I wasn't lactose intolerant before this thread started, but I believe I'm getting there.

.

#4570198 - 05/27/21 08:51 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Fullofit Offline
Senior Member
Fullofit  Offline
Senior Member

Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Ajax, ON
Lou, that can mean only one thing: a lot of hot air.
Hmm, is a lot of hot air considered ‘one thing’?


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4570199 - 05/27/21 08:58 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 737
epower Offline
Artless Aide-de-camp
epower  Offline
Artless Aide-de-camp
Member

Joined: May 2012
Posts: 737
Fullofit - Hot Air is homogenized, so yes it's one thing.

Last edited by epower; 05/27/21 08:58 PM.
#4570200 - 05/27/21 08:59 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,879
RAF_Louvert Offline
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
RAF_Louvert  Offline
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
Senior Member

Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,879
L'Etoile du Nord
.

Agree to disagree, Epower. Given all the hot air that's been coming in from the many different fronts around here, I'm going to say "no".

.

#4570202 - 05/27/21 09:04 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Mar 2020
Posts: 795
Albert Tross Offline
Flight Sim Nut
Albert Tross  Offline
Flight Sim Nut
Member

Joined: Mar 2020
Posts: 795
UK
I don't know about the cows, but I saw something engraved on one of those headstones you see flying over the Churches in WOFF.

'Humour'

R.I.P.


"A great deal of an aeroplane could be holed without affecting its ability to fly. Wings and fuselage could be—and often were—pierced in 50 places, missing the occupants by inches (blissfully unaware of how close it had come until they returned to base). Then the sailmaker would carefully cover each hole with a square inch of Irish linen frayed at the edges and with a brushful of dope make our aircraft 'serviceable' again within an hour."
#4570203 - 05/27/21 09:07 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 7,064
Sandbagger Offline
Hotshot
Sandbagger  Offline
Hotshot

Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 7,064
Coningsby, Lincs, UK
Stop it guys - you obviously have no consideration for 'udders'.


[Linked Image]

Alienware Aurora R5
Windows 10 64 bit
Intel i7-6700K 4.2Ghz
Two GTX 1080 Foundations in SLI (8 Gig each)
32 Gig DDR4 2133Mhz
1TB SSD boot drive - 1TB SATA storage drive
5.1 Surround Sound
34" Dell Ultra Sharp U3415W (3440x 2440)
CH Pro-Pedals, Stick and Throttle
TrackIR-5 Pro
#4570204 - 05/27/21 09:15 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,879
RAF_Louvert Offline
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
RAF_Louvert  Offline
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
Senior Member

Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,879
L'Etoile du Nord
.

It's not that we've no consideration, or that humor is dead either. It's simply that after so much exposure to it all here we've developed herd immunity.

.

#4570206 - 05/27/21 09:16 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Fullofit Offline
Senior Member
Fullofit  Offline
Senior Member

Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Ajax, ON
Epower, homogenized milk will give Lou gas as well, so don’t go there. Definitely R.I.P. material.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4570211 - 05/27/21 09:58 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 737
epower Offline
Artless Aide-de-camp
epower  Offline
Artless Aide-de-camp
Member

Joined: May 2012
Posts: 737
As in let 'er RIP?! or you as you sons of Canadia are wont to do, go out for a RIP?

In either case this thread must be put out to pasture.

#4570215 - 05/27/21 11:09 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 1,827
Panama Red Offline
Member
Panama Red  Offline
Member

Joined: May 2001
Posts: 1,827
Irmo, SC, USA
So now you're telling me to "eat more chicken" !!!!!!!!!!!! sigh


CPU = i9 11900K
GPU = RTX 3080 Ti
Monitor = ASUS ROG Swift PG32UQX 2160p G-sync
#4570220 - 05/27/21 11:43 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 6,659
carrick58 Offline
Hotshot
carrick58  Offline
Hotshot

Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 6,659
I was Udderly shocked by this thread and Deeply Moooooooo ed at the same time.

#4570221 - 05/27/21 11:44 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: epower]  
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Fullofit Offline
Senior Member
Fullofit  Offline
Senior Member

Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Ajax, ON
Originally Posted by epower
As in let 'er RIP?! or you as you sons of Canadia are wont to do, go out for a RIP?

In either case this thread must be put out to pasture.


Epower, choose either. We Canadans aren't that picky.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4570223 - 05/27/21 11:45 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Fullofit Offline
Senior Member
Fullofit  Offline
Senior Member

Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,696
Ajax, ON
Carrick, I thought you're going to say it's legendairy.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
Page 2 of 3 1 2 3

Moderated by  Polovski 

Quick Search
Recent Articles
Support SimHQ

If you shop on Amazon use this Amazon link to support SimHQ
.
Social


Recent Topics
Carnival Cruise Ship Fire....... Again
by F4UDash4. 03/26/24 05:58 PM
Baltimore Bridge Collapse
by F4UDash4. 03/26/24 05:51 PM
The Oldest WWII Veterans
by F4UDash4. 03/24/24 09:21 PM
They got fired after this.
by Wigean. 03/20/24 08:19 PM
Grown ups joke time
by NoFlyBoy. 03/18/24 10:34 PM
Anyone Heard from Nimits?
by F4UDash4. 03/18/24 10:01 PM
RIP Gemini/Apollo astronaut Tom Stafford
by semmern. 03/18/24 02:14 PM
10 years after 3/8/2014
by NoFlyBoy. 03/17/24 10:25 AM
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.6.0