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#4570078 - 05/27/21 08:31 AM Why can't I shoot the cows?  
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I tried shooting at a bunch of cows on a farm near my airfield but nothing happens...no matter how many times I hit them, they just keep standing there staring at me blankly.

I mean, it's great that there are 80 flyable airplane models and 500 air units and deep immersion and whatnot, but what I look for in a good air combat sim is the ability to shoot livestock from the sky. It's an unrealized childhood dream of mine.

#4570087 - 05/27/21 09:04 AM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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That is indeed an essential part of the simulator which is definetely incomplete without. Pol! This is critical! skyisfalling

#4570088 - 05/27/21 09:20 AM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Holy cow!


"A great deal of an aeroplane could be holed without affecting its ability to fly. Wings and fuselage could be—and often were—pierced in 50 places, missing the occupants by inches (blissfully unaware of how close it had come until they returned to base). Then the sailmaker would carefully cover each hole with a square inch of Irish linen frayed at the edges and with a brushful of dope make our aircraft 'serviceable' again within an hour."
#4570092 - 05/27/21 09:56 AM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Cows with guns comes to mind for this one.

#4570105 - 05/27/21 11:14 AM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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#4570106 - 05/27/21 11:15 AM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Why on earth do you want to shoot cows... go and pick on a few of the many aces in the game, oh, yes... they shoot back don't they!

#4570109 - 05/27/21 11:27 AM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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He's just got some beef Troops. Let's not milk it any further.

#4570115 - 05/27/21 12:07 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Originally Posted by AlbrechtKaseltzer
I tried shooting at a bunch of cows on a farm near my airfield but nothing happens...no matter how many times I hit them, they just keep standing there staring at me blankly.

I mean, it's great that there are 80 flyable airplane models and 500 air units and deep immersion and whatnot, but what I look for in a good air combat sim is the ability to shoot livestock from the sky. It's an unrealized childhood dream of mine.

You are a nasty criminal, go back shooting human (white males, obviously)

#4570116 - 05/27/21 12:09 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Come on, come on, there's nothing to see here.......

Mooo've along now, mooo've along.


"A great deal of an aeroplane could be holed without affecting its ability to fly. Wings and fuselage could be—and often were—pierced in 50 places, missing the occupants by inches (blissfully unaware of how close it had come until they returned to base). Then the sailmaker would carefully cover each hole with a square inch of Irish linen frayed at the edges and with a brushful of dope make our aircraft 'serviceable' again within an hour."
#4570119 - 05/27/21 12:24 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Please don't shot my dear cows!!
No enemy-contact, no kill, but bullet-waste with cows-shooting.

@Pol, because of this pilot-behaviour we need the new feature of disciplinary proceedings, penalty transfer and court martial!
I will add this point in the wish-list now. That's important! It's time for more strictness and consequence in our squadron here!
... winkngrin winkngrin winkngrin ...

Greetings!

#4570124 - 05/27/21 01:05 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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These are some of the worst puns I've heifer herd, how cud you all! As to the original poster actually shooting cows, how dairy do such a thing. He was probably drinking, the holstein I'll bet, maybe even two.

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#4570127 - 05/27/21 01:32 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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This sounds like the same type of sociopathic behavior that would inspire a certain moisture farmer on Tatooine to bullseye Beggars Canyon Wamp Rats in his T-16.

#4570129 - 05/27/21 01:41 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Possibly, though I don't think those Wamp rats, as aggressive as they can be, put up the same sort of fight as an angry cow.

Remember, avoid the meadow...



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#4570133 - 05/27/21 02:03 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Maybe he thought they were longhorns.

But such savagery, it angus me it really does.

Anyway, I'm off, it's friesian in here.


"A great deal of an aeroplane could be holed without affecting its ability to fly. Wings and fuselage could be—and often were—pierced in 50 places, missing the occupants by inches (blissfully unaware of how close it had come until they returned to base). Then the sailmaker would carefully cover each hole with a square inch of Irish linen frayed at the edges and with a brushful of dope make our aircraft 'serviceable' again within an hour."
#4570134 - 05/27/21 02:06 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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Get out Tross!

#4570145 - 05/27/21 03:35 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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I'll get me coat


"A great deal of an aeroplane could be holed without affecting its ability to fly. Wings and fuselage could be—and often were—pierced in 50 places, missing the occupants by inches (blissfully unaware of how close it had come until they returned to base). Then the sailmaker would carefully cover each hole with a square inch of Irish linen frayed at the edges and with a brushful of dope make our aircraft 'serviceable' again within an hour."
#4570154 - 05/27/21 04:15 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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This thread is silly and udderly ridiculous!


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#4570164 - 05/27/21 05:06 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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I was wondering when someone was going to make use of that Grade A pasteurized pun from the available bovine vo-cow-bulary.

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#4570173 - 05/27/21 07:15 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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He just wants to shoot them since he must be "lactose intolerant". winkngrin


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#4570177 - 05/27/21 07:38 PM Re: Why can't I shoot the cows? [Re: AlbrechtKaseltzer]  
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So you want to take on the cows do you?

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