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#4564621 - 04/16/21 04:51 PM Eating Healty  
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Here's the problem with fruit, its inconsistent.
One day you get a great apple, the next a bad one.
One time you get a sweet blueberry, the next is disgusting.

You know what isn't inconsistent? Doritos.


~Bill

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#4564622 - 04/16/21 04:52 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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It two Meth-Heads are dating, are they "Speed Dating" or "Just Methin' around"?


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#4564623 - 04/16/21 04:54 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I don't like making plans for the day.
Because the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.


~Bill

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#4564624 - 04/16/21 04:55 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Street crime is getting bad these days, and you can't be too careful out there.
Just last night I was walking to my car in a parking lot and a guy attacked me with a pair of scissors.
Fortunately, I was able to reach into my pocket and take out my rock. If I had only brought paper I would have been a goner for sure.


~Bill

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#4564625 - 04/16/21 04:58 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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*For Panzer*

We went and saw a Spanish magician. "When I count to three I will be gone."

Uno

Dos

*POOF*

He disappeared without a tres.


~Bill

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#4564841 - 04/17/21 04:40 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Someone needs to make a *rimshot* emoji, just for Bill.


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#4564849 - 04/17/21 05:19 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: vonBaur]  
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Originally Posted by vonBaur
Someone needs to make a *rimshot* emoji, just for Bill.


Agreed.

Also need a headbanging emoji for the Music board please!



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4564853 - 04/17/21 05:26 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Originally Posted by Bill_Grant
*For Panzer*

We went and saw a Spanish magician. "When I count to three I will be gone."

Uno

Dos

*POOF*

He disappeared without a tres.


Love it. How’s your Spanish coming along by the way Bill? Your wife speaks it so you have no excuse! wink


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4564856 - 04/17/21 05:52 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Originally Posted by Bill_Grant
*For Panzer*

We went and saw a Spanish magician. "When I count to three I will be gone."

Uno

Dos

*POOF*

He disappeared without a tres.


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#4564863 - 04/17/21 06:48 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Not a rimshot but close (a cymbalshot)...

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The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4564868 - 04/17/21 06:54 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4564992 - 04/18/21 11:48 AM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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....and right after the rimshot we need to throw in the ol' sad trombone...



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#4564999 - 04/18/21 01:05 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Man I play to a tough crowd! HAHA!


mi español es basura


~Bill

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#4565028 - 04/18/21 04:30 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Originally Posted by Bill_Grant
Man I play to a tough crowd! HAHA!

I don't know. I think it's befitting the Henny Youngman of SimHQ.


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#4565084 - 04/18/21 10:59 PM Re: Eating Healty [Re: MarkG]  
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Originally Posted by MarkG
Originally Posted by vonBaur
Someone needs to make a *rimshot* emoji, just for Bill.


Agreed.

Also need a headbanging emoji for the Music board please!


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#4565776 - 04/24/21 01:56 AM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Bill was on fire there..

#4565778 - 04/24/21 02:26 AM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Bill, your Spanish may be garbage but your jokes aren’t.


Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
#4565779 - 04/24/21 02:37 AM Re: Eating Healty [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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He is definitely fluent in funny.


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