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#4560436 - 03/17/21 07:07 PM Man at the grocery store  
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A man goes to the grocery store and buys a banana, three peaches, and two pears.

As the cashier scans his food, she looks at it all and says "You must be single."

The man smiles and says "Yeah, how did you know?"

"Oh," she says, "Because you're ugly."


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#4560438 - 03/17/21 07:09 PM Re: Man at the grocery store [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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We all know looks don't matter if you've got the cash. wink


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#4560441 - 03/17/21 08:17 PM Re: Man at the grocery store [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
We all know looks don't matter if you've got the cash. wink


The Elephant Man could have been a player if he had lots of cash. biggrin

#4560461 - 03/17/21 11:45 PM Re: Man at the grocery store [Re: LB4LB]  
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Originally Posted by LB4LB
Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
We all know looks don't matter if you've got the cash. wink


The Elephant Man could have been a player if he had lots of cash. biggrin



Or crack...


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#4560506 - 03/18/21 02:43 PM Re: Man at the grocery store [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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That is so not very nice.

#4560508 - 03/18/21 02:51 PM Re: Man at the grocery store [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
That is so not very nice.




Hmm...who said this?

"Sure has change in 245 years. They let women drive CVN now. Women drivers are more likely to get lost, get into crashes, forget to check the oil, check the tire pressure, run out of gas, get tickets than men drivers."


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