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#4560379 - 03/17/21 02:06 PM The Trucker and the Bikers...  
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A trucker is eating at a truck stop when three bikers walk in.
One drops his cigarette in the trucker's coffee, the second takes a huge bite out of his pie, the third spits onto his plate.
They all laugh as they find a table and sit down.
The trucker stands up, gets out his wallet, pays his bill, and walks out the door.
When the waitress brings menus to the bikers one says, "Not much of a man, is he?" The waitress replies, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed up over three motorcycles."


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#4560380 - 03/17/21 02:07 PM Re: The Trucker and the Bikers... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL


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#4560390 - 03/17/21 02:48 PM Re: The Trucker and the Bikers... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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hahaha Nice one Bill.


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#4560414 - 03/17/21 05:19 PM Re: The Trucker and the Bikers... [Re: Chucky]  
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Ya still got it Bill Thanks for the laugh


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#4560428 - 03/17/21 06:14 PM Re: The Trucker and the Bikers... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Nice visual picture from that.


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#4560572 - 03/19/21 02:14 AM Re: The Trucker and the Bikers... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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That is a good one Bill.

#4560634 - 03/19/21 06:34 PM Re: The Trucker and the Bikers... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4588394 - 01/03/22 01:15 AM Re: The Trucker and the Bikers... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Think Hal Needham must have read this joke before filming Smokey and the Bandit.

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