#4553828 - 01/27/21 04:59 PM
Cowboy goes into a bar...
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A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling "TGIF!" The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling "SPIT!" The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again "TGIF!"
Once again, the Mexican orders a shot, slams it down after consuming it, and yells out "SPIT!" This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed.
Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy "Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?" and the cowboy replies "Hell ya I know what it means - 'Thank God It's Friday!'" The bartender asks the Mexican guy "Okay, so what does 'SPIT' mean?" and the Mexican replies "Stupid Pendejo It's Thursday!"
~Bill
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#4553860 - 01/27/21 07:25 PM
Re: Cowboy goes into a bar...
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He's halfway to fluent. Pendejo y Puto. What else is there to know? Well maybe mas cerveza...
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#4553875 - 01/27/21 09:17 PM
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Quieres un chile relleno para acompanyar su cerveza? I love poblanos stuffed with cheese and brisket! Although with my cerveza (Dos XX) I usually get a fajita chicken chimichanga topped with queso And black beans, no rice. YUM
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#4553890 - 01/28/21 12:40 AM
Re: Cowboy goes into a bar...
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That's from hitting the brakes when you see the border patrol while sucking down a bottled cerveza. He got "smart" and switched to cans! Adonde esta las chicas? Sorry, no can do the accents and stuff. Good to see we are a diverse lingual bunch. Who knows... could be worse we could be cunning It may get us only ten years at hard labor vs life from the thought police...just kidding NSA.
Last edited by Nixer; 01/28/21 12:42 AM. Reason: My tin foil fell off
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#4553936 - 01/28/21 01:13 PM
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I love poblanos stuffed with cheese and brisket! Although with my cerveza (Dos XX) I usually get a fajita chicken chimichanga topped with queso
And black beans, no rice. YUM
I really miss Texas. The Mexican food in Florida just can't compete.
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#4553937 - 01/28/21 01:14 PM
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Adonde esta las chicas?
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Te gusta las mujeres Latinas? A mi tambien!
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#4553965 - 01/28/21 04:41 PM
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Por lo general he encontrado la latina estereotipada para tener el cerebro de una rubia y el temperamento de una pelirroja.
Sounds like hell
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#4553971 - 01/28/21 05:10 PM
Re: Cowboy goes into a bar...
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It can be, however there are also some benefits... I've only dated one red head but she absolutely fit all of the popular stereotypes about red head for better and worse! lol
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