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#4545776 - 11/23/20 12:41 AM The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen  
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Skip to 7:40 for a good laugh.



No, Stolen Valour isn't funny...but I couldn't help but crack up at this idiot.



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#4545805 - 11/23/20 12:42 PM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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All of those people in the video need to serve lengthy prison sentences .


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#4545806 - 11/23/20 01:39 PM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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Turns my stomach.
The use of the military image in the US is disgusting. Bums to get money. Business develop schemes to get money saying they support the military. Veteran business owener using their vet status, but are shady as hell and crooked.
Musicians and actors pretending to give a crap about the military to sell a song or movie. It just doesnt end with the dorks on the street.

I'm proud of what I did, but dont advertise it. No Veteran hat or sticker on my truck. Smh...

#4545879 - 11/24/20 05:24 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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A few of those (like the kid in the 2nd clip) just make me fell sorry for them . . . but yea, that one at 7:40 was hilarious, so was 16:18.

#4545880 - 11/24/20 05:37 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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You can go to prison for impersonating a member of the armed forces spelly if you claim you have won medals and you are earning money from those claims.


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#4545891 - 11/24/20 11:46 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
You can go to prison for impersonating a member of the armed forces spelly if you claim you have won medals and you are earning money from those claims.



If you can go to jail for impersonating a cop, the same rules should apply for impersonating a member of the armed forces.


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#4545894 - 11/24/20 12:01 PM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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I agree just a bunch of bloody fools..I remember a couple days back of an old dude,In Marine corps Blues and had more medals pinned to his chest Than Audie Murphy and Chesty Puller..Also a big fat gut..Doesn't take much for a Vet to nail a fake..Sometimes I don't even stop to talk to them when I see a uniform that is out of whack and just usually give them a bad look and shake my head..


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#4546210 - 11/26/20 11:22 PM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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I don't even bother with these fools. I just usually ignore them.

My best experience with stolen valor was a guy begging for cash at a left turn light. He had put on the cardboard he was a vet and I saw a set of wings pinned to the cardboard. I figured I'd offer him a sandwich, if he was a vet. I simply asked him, "Hey, can you tell me one of the actions in the aircraft when you jump." He said, "Scream Geronimo when you jump in honor of Band of Brothers." duh

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#4546211 - 11/26/20 11:58 PM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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What's one of the actions in the aircraft when you jump?


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#4546212 - 11/27/20 12:29 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Timothy]  
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Originally Posted by Timothy
I don't even bother with these fools. I just usually ignore them.

My best experience with stolen valor was a guy begging for cash at a left turn light. He had put on the cardboard he was a vet and I saw a set of wings pinned to the cardboard. I figured I'd offer him a sandwich, if he was a vet. I simply asked him, "Hey, can you tell me one of the actions in the aircraft when you jump." He said, "Scream Geronimo when you jump in honor of Band of Brothers." duh



thats actually a #%&*$# good response hahahhahah


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#4546234 - 11/27/20 06:14 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
What's one of the actions in the aircraft when you jump?


There is a ritual when you get ready to jump and are in the aircraft flying to the DZ.

Six minutes!
This pass personnel stand up.
Hook Up
Check Static Lines
Check Equipment
Sound off for Equipment Check!
(First Jumper moves to the door.)
One Minute
30 Seconds (Index and Thumb almost pinched together).
Stand By!
Green Light Go!
Follow me!

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#4546235 - 11/27/20 06:38 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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Thank you Timothy. That guy said to you to yell Geronimo. LMAO


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#4546249 - 11/27/20 11:01 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nimits]  
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Originally Posted by Nimits
A few of those (like the kid in the 2nd clip) just make me fell sorry for them . . . but yea, that one at 7:40 was hilarious, so was 16:18.


Second lad's facial features and indicated that he was probably on the autism spectrum.

The 'standard Issue Canine' was very scary...brave Vet for challenging his obviously highly trained handler smile

"This is the American flag, sir'...who knew? smile

British Forces do not wear uniform in public, but there have been occasions of 'Walts' appearing at Remembrance Day Parades, which is doubly heinous. There was one last year, challenged, because he was wearing decorations spanning from the Boer War (1902) right up to UN deployment in Bosnia in 1996. He should be applauded for his long military career!



#4546251 - 11/27/20 11:24 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: Nixer]  
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Weird phenomena. I've never met one myself.


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#4546252 - 11/27/20 11:36 AM Re: The Funniest Fake Soldier I have ever seen [Re: BD-123]  
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Originally Posted by BD-123


British Forces do not wear uniform in public, but there have been occasions of 'Walts' appearing at Remembrance Day Parades, which is doubly heinous. There was one last year, challenged, because he was wearing decorations spanning from the Boer War (1902) right up to UN deployment in Bosnia in 1996. He should be applauded for his long military career!





Well crap, he should have just gone all the way and worn medals for the Crimean War and the Napoleonic Wars as well!

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