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#4541037 - 10/16/20 04:29 AM The teacher and Little Mary.  
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The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.

“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”


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#4541040 - 10/16/20 08:32 AM Re: The teacher and Little Mary. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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LOL good one NFB !!


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#4541075 - 10/16/20 04:09 PM Re: The teacher and Little Mary. [Re: rwatson]  
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Originally Posted by rwatson
LOL good one NFB !!


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#4541080 - 10/16/20 04:53 PM Re: The teacher and Little Mary. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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#4541088 - 10/16/20 05:36 PM Re: The teacher and Little Mary. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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If she ends up marrying a porn star she won't be disappointed. wink


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#4541093 - 10/16/20 05:57 PM Re: The teacher and Little Mary. [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Reminds me of a grower vs. shower, lol...

Stripes Breakup Scene...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbVaisNPgh4

IMO, the women in that movie were fine off their little tushes, especially the MPs.



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The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run

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