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#4537808 - 09/20/20 03:43 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Did a little research and the issues on Miami's beaches are not all the same as those on a liberal college campus. On the beaches you need to be concerned with STD infected gold diggers. So, besides your best beach body (apparently the ladies' physical standards today are sky high) and game, bring plenty of cash.

Vaderini's comment above had me thinking...

Looked as some recent pics and this ain't the 80's (won't elaborate, I just live in the past). Which goes back to modern-day problems...that slight bikini bulge might not be an unusually dense unkempt 70's jungle. biggrin



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Could be the human race is run
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#4537811 - 09/20/20 03:53 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Dang! Really? I don't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. So I ain't got a chance to score?


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#4537812 - 09/20/20 03:56 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Also be careful with your credit cards...

ALERT - while picking up girls around south beach (collins Av)



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4537814 - 09/20/20 04:17 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Wow! That's not nice! Thank you Mark.


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#4537820 - 09/20/20 05:09 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Well, who knows how much of the internet is common reality, right?

It seems to me that as long as you're comfortable with copious amounts of douchery (competition by tatted-up gym rats is fierce), gangsta rap and rejection, you might do fine in the promiscuous areas of Miami Beaches. The upscale areas simply require an exotic car and bank account. smile This was interesting reading, but I have no idea if it's true (I prefer the family-oriented beaches of Gulf Shores and Pensacola, but it's always been with the Mrs.).



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4538916 - 09/30/20 07:44 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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I am back! I miss everyone here!

Strange for bed to be that hi. 1st night I got up 3 am to go to bathroom and forgot it was that hi and I almost flat on my face.

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I ask for couple extra towels for the beach.

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Luxury shower. Showerhead so high I could barely reach it.

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No idea. I didn't put my key card or my finger in it.

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#4538951 - 09/30/20 11:10 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Bed looks like a normal height for me. A few feet off the ground is pretty typical of nicer beds.

#4538962 - 10/01/20 01:17 AM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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My bed is 7 inches bottom of mattress to floor.


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#4538977 - 10/01/20 03:54 AM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Well... Nice beaches?



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4539030 - 10/01/20 04:45 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Very nice beaches, very clean and not overcrowded with plenty of women.


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#4539034 - 10/01/20 05:01 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
I am back! I miss everyone here!

Strange for bed to be that hi. 1st night I got up 3 am to go to bathroom and forgot it was that hi and I almost flat on my face.


It's all the dead hookers bro, did you add any to the pile?

#4539035 - 10/01/20 05:05 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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I think Crane has been watching too much "Scarface" and "Miami Vice" recently. wink


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#4539037 - 10/01/20 05:11 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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I wish someone would adapt Miami Vice to 16:9 format and release a remastered version. Such a great show. Such great times...

#4539043 - 10/01/20 05:42 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Dead hookers? Don't understand!


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#4539047 - 10/01/20 06:09 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: Mr_Blastman]  
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Originally Posted by Mr_Blastman
I wish someone would adapt Miami Vice to 16:9 format and release a remastered version. Such a great show. Such great times...


I'd like to see a partial recrafting, where they reuse as much original footage as possible, but also add new scenes and effects to do away with the many limitations imposed by being an '80s T.V. show.

It would also be cool to see it become even more New Wave, Neon Noir and synthwave driven.

#4539080 - 10/01/20 09:26 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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So now what, we have to guess???

Ok, I'll go first (the opposite of dead hookers)...

NFB gets to Miami, is introduced to the wedding party, and falls in love-at-first-sight with one of the bridesmaids who happens to be a Good Girl(TM). They hit it off immediately, have a nice romantic dinner (first evening), take a hand-in-hand stroll on the beach at sunset (second evening), then back to his room for drinks (her limit is 2 over much conversation) and some innocent making out to the modern equivalent of Journey.

Then finally he takes her home/hotel via cab, wishing that he'd bought the less expensive 3-pack which remains unopened. He’s already looking at rings.

So unlike you in my scenrio, did I nail it? biggrin



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4539089 - 10/01/20 11:14 PM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Mark posses EPS N


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#4539109 - 10/02/20 03:10 AM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Like ESPN...EssentaillySomePoliticalNetwork?


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#4539140 - 10/02/20 11:31 AM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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I literally have not watched anything on ESPN for over 5 years. It has become an outdated and irrelevant network due to the advent of online/streaming sports services.


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#4539141 - 10/02/20 11:51 AM Re: I will be on vacation [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Looks like a veiled reference to Brian EPS N perhaps


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