#4535159 - 08/29/20 02:10 PM
Canadians in Hell
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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!" They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
There was only 16 squadrons of RAF fighters that used 100 octane during the BoB. The Fw190A could not fly with the outer cannon removed. There was no Fw190A-8s flying with the JGs in 1945.
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#4535173 - 08/29/20 03:39 PM
Re: Canadians in Hell
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I WIKI The Leafs. Did not know who they are or what they do. I don't follow Hockey or ever watch a single game. Wow! They never won a Stanley Cup championship or some President's Trophy in 103 years. Why? The last time the Griefs won a Cup was 1967. It was also the last time they made it to the finals.
There was only 16 squadrons of RAF fighters that used 100 octane during the BoB. The Fw190A could not fly with the outer cannon removed. There was no Fw190A-8s flying with the JGs in 1945.
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#4535182 - 08/29/20 05:20 PM
Re: Canadians in Hell
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No, the Maple Leafs are a proud organization with a winning tradition. It's just been a while. And honestly, while I aim digs at Leafs fans, my Flyers only have them beat by about 8 years. So I have little room to talk. But yeah, the Leafs are one of the winningest franchises in NHL history, second only to the Canadiens in terms of Cups won. Of course these were won when there were only six teams, not to diminish the accomplishment, but obviously that has to be factored in. In 1967 the league doubled in size and to 31 teams today, making winning the Cup, especially in a salary-cap league, much more difficult. I WIKI The Leafs. .....They never won a Stanley Cup championship or some President's Trophy in 103 years. When you say you WIKI, what do you mean exactly? This is in the second paragraph. The years they won the Cup are listed in the right-hand column. Your wiki skills need sharpening despite their frequent use. The club has won thirteen Stanley Cup championships, second only to the 24 championships of the Montreal Canadiens. The Maple Leafs history includes two recognized dynasties, from 1947 to 1951; and from 1962 to 1967.[4][5] Winning their last championship in 1967, the Maple Leafs' 51-season drought between championships is the longest current drought in the NHL. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Maple_LeafsGood joke by the way KK
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#4535202 - 08/29/20 09:20 PM
Re: Canadians in Hell
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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!" They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!" The whole time I was reading it, i knew it would be a Leafs joke.
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#4535207 - 08/29/20 10:14 PM
Re: Canadians in Hell
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It could have been a Montreal joke, '93 the last time they won the Cup. Sens made it but lost in '07.
There was only 16 squadrons of RAF fighters that used 100 octane during the BoB. The Fw190A could not fly with the outer cannon removed. There was no Fw190A-8s flying with the JGs in 1945.
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#4535211 - 08/29/20 11:38 PM
Re: Canadians in Hell
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@ Panzer : Who are the Detroit Lions ???? You wouldn’t want to know anyway. They are not worth the effort! Baseball team
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#4535212 - 08/29/20 11:47 PM
Re: Canadians in Hell
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@ Panzer : Who are the Detroit Lions ???? You wouldn’t want to know anyway. They are not worth the effort! Baseball team Come to think of it the Tigers have sucked for a long time too!
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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