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#4529832 - 07/13/20 09:21 PM Yep...it's a picture of my toilet  
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Not just any toilet...this baby has "Turd Glow Technology®" built in!

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Ok...it was just the sun shining through the trees and bathroom window giving it a one time glow look in the bowl...lol

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#4529845 - 07/13/20 10:38 PM Re: Yep...it's a picture of my toilet [Re: Force10]  
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I once had a barium enema, a long, long time ago.

Quite an unpleasant experience,
Having a hose snaked up my arse,
Squirting thick, cool liquid into my porous bowels that didn't quite belong.
Laugh, you may, but rest assured then 'twas not such a farce

And there was the rolling and rocking, side to side that the technician had me do,
Slopping the goop too and fro like a perfectly shaken soda bottle of poo.

I felt my innards expanding.

Fast forward to removal of said breaching hose, the assault party was nearly free,
Save for my tightened sphincter that clutched to an infinite degree.
Behold, lo I spied a porcelain bowl, forthwith the technician decreed,
there I may be rightly relieved...

And boy, did my anus bleed.
A searing white breach of albuminous doo doo,
Nodules of sparkling splendor splashed and shot and shat and spat
Until the commode was lacquered true.

There lay my gilded eggs, two dozen milky, creamy dregs.

They say that barium is radioactive, so I swear had I flicked off the lights, the resulting entity would have been much like your bright sunlight.

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#4529855 - 07/13/20 11:48 PM Re: Yep...it's a picture of my toilet [Re: Force10]  
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Blow it up, glue a rubber faux poo poo to it, take it to an art show and offer it for $250K.


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#4529857 - 07/14/20 12:16 AM Re: Yep...it's a picture of my toilet [Re: Force10]  
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Toilet eclipse ?


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#4529858 - 07/14/20 12:17 AM Re: Yep...it's a picture of my toilet [Re: Force10]  
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Isn't that an eighties song?


Defund NPR!
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Let them eat cheap Ice Cream!
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#4529876 - 07/14/20 01:58 AM Re: Yep...it's a picture of my toilet [Re: Nixer]  
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Originally Posted by Nixer
Isn't that an eighties song?

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#4529929 - 07/14/20 12:34 PM Re: Yep...it's a picture of my toilet [Re: Force10]  
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Be glad this was not on your toilet, Force10.

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#4529958 - 07/14/20 04:35 PM Re: Yep...it's a picture of my toilet [Re: WangoTango]  
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Originally Posted by WangoTango
Toilet eclipse ?


Actually...that's what it was...lol. I remember looking at the time of the pic a couple days later and going back at the exact same time but no go. Between the trees growing a little and the sun arc...this toilet eclipse may never be seen again!


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#4530009 - 07/15/20 12:46 AM Re: Yep...it's a picture of my toilet [Re: Force10]  
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Looks like a still from a cheesy Hollywood remake/ripoff: "Indiana Jones and the Toilet of Doom".

On a semi-related note, I 3D printed a toilet paper holder using fluorescent filament. It makes a good reference point for those ever-more frequent night-time trips to the bathroom. If anybody's interested, I'd be happy to send the .stl file.


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