Fullofit - Oh #&%#. I can't believe it. I had to watch the video again to make sure of what I was seeing. Rotten luck, old man. I am sorry.
MFair - Alas, I've not sat a horse since the Carter administration. Your post summoned the memories of those long ago Summer days and for that I thank you. Oliver is indeed going through his nine lives most Rikki Tik. Hopefully his latest brushes with death will temper his recklessness.
Lou - I will miss Sgt. Prewett as well. A great soul, to be sure, but I fear for his survival, given what's coming. I do hope he wins though and we see him again.
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4 May 1917 54 Squadron RFC
Flez, France
Cpl. Biggins collected me at 1300 and we made our way home to the squadron. To say that he was pleased to see me again would be an understatement. I thought he might lose himself and start blubbering, but he maintained his manly composure by the narrowest margin.
“It’s wonderful to see you, sir. We thought we’d lost you to the Huns. It was terribly distressing, sir,” he said, his voice raw.
Good old Biggins. I kept silent and let him recover his emotions.
“My boy, you don’t know how happy I am to return these to you. I delayed sending them. We had hopes you might still be alive, even if you were made prisoner.”
Uncle handed over my diary and the three ‘In the event of’ letters. The one to Eliza was opened.
“My diary, Uncle?”
“Only the last pages,” he said. “We don’t want any hurtful revelations for the next of kin.”
“Beyond the minor fact of my death or capture.”
“Exactly,” he replied. I wasn’t sure if he was serious or being ironic.
I turned the letter over in my hand. I didn’t care about him reading the latest snippets of diary but this last letter to Eliza contained my most intimate thoughts, crystallized in the near-death experiences of two wingless landings. It was my valediction to the woman I loved beyond all. I’d recognized that fact even as I’d written the words to her. For another man to read it was beyond invasive. I was mortified.
Captain Nicholson saw my outrage.
“An unfortunate part of my duty when a man goes missing. I am sorry,” he said.
I made to leave but Major Horn’s voice held me to the chair.
“Lieutenant,” he said, in the calm, low, even voice he reserved for his most savage dressing downs, “Did I or did I not explicitly remove you from the morning patrol two days ago?”
Oh boy. You’re in it now, Oliver.“You did, sir.”
“Yet you flew, and in fact
led that morning patrol.”
“I did, sir.”
“Well?”
“Sir?”
“I’m sure there’s some explanation, Lieutenant,” said Major Horn, raising an eyebrow in inquiry, “beyond the obvious - disobeying a direct order from your Commanding Officer.”
“Sir, Captain Pixley was suddenly and violently taken ill. Time was of the essence. I was present, fit for duty and had to act in that moment.
“I think we both know that isn’t true.” interjected Captain Nicholson.
Oh Hell. The diary. He’d read the last entry.“By your own admission you were in no position to fly!” he said, his voice rising slightly. “You were reckless with your own life and the lives of those men. Outrageous behavior. Outrageous!”
Uncle looked genuinely angry. I’d never witnessed him lose his composure like this. He was always the picture of calm amid the most extraordinary chaos. I’d never even seen him mildly perturbed much less red in the face and agitated as he was now. He didn’t swear and had barely raised his voice, but for him this outburst was the same as Smokey losing his mind, religion and civilized command of the English language while cursing and cuffing some miscreant greenhorn across
Astoria’s decks.
“Sir, I won’t deny that the events of the previous two days were…unsettling, but I was fit enough as subsequent events bore out. Had we delayed we would have lost the element of surprise and endangered the flight. Further, not one of the other pilots assigned to B flight that morning had ever acted as Flight leader. I could not in good conscience sit idly by while they flew in harm’s way on their own. I thought it my duty to fight alongside my fellow officers and acted accordingly, sir.”
Major Horn and Captain Nicholson looked at each other knowingly. For a moment I thought one might even say “I told you so.” The Major remained silent for some time as if weighing options. Finally he said, “Very well. The matter is closed.
“You’ve had quite a start here, Winningstad,” he continued. “Six aerial victories in your first month. Few achieve that. You’ve a curious mind and some aptitude for leading, which is why I’ve assigned you such duties on occasion, despite your propensity for damaging airframes. Do not think for a moment, however, that your operational record excuses you in any way from obeying my orders. Is that clear, Lieutenant?
“Very clear, sir.”
I saluted and exited the Squadron office as quickly as I could, nearly colliding with the Wing dispatch rider on the stoop. I felt a complete heel for upsetting Uncle the way I had. The vehemence of his response was cutting, the disappointment in his voice was worse.
The messenger departed. As I walked around the building toward my hut, I could hear Major Horn and Uncle talking.
This is a bad habit, Oliver. Walk on.I stayed.
“You put some stick to that boy, Uncle.”
“Yes I did.” Uncle replied softly.
“I know
why, Uncle, but it won’t do you playing favorites like this.”
“You’re right, of course. It won’t happen again.”
“Take a look at this,” said Major Horn.
“I’ll be damned!” Uncle exclaimed. “Our first one. How could it come through so quickly? Shall we tell him?”
“No,” said Major Horn. “Let him stew, but when the time comes, you should be the one to tell him. Have we sufficient reserves, Uncle? This could be an historic evening.”
“Yes, we’re stocked,” replied Capt. Nicholson.
“Excellent,” said the Major. “Corporal Biggins, get me Wing please.”
I had no idea what that was about. I was done in. All I wanted was a bath, a nap, and a clean uniform.
My hut was empty, Cole, Hadrill and Grevelink being away with the afternoon patrol. Parker, bless him, brought me some tea.
“Very good to have you back, sir. Shall we see to that uniform?”
I set to writing. I should have died so many times; the three Albatri who shot me to pieces then mysteriously departed, the crazed diver over Flez who almost rammed me. Twice in as many days I’d torn the wings off my aeroplane and lived to tell the tale. I’d walked away unscathed, then come though the Hindenburg line as though grey-eyed Athene had called down a mist and spirited me from the battlefield. Had she guided my hands in the landings, or covered me with the
Aegis as she whispered into Black Five’s ear to spare me? Did the patrolling Huns simply miss me or did she cloud their eyes? Uncle was right. I’d been reckless, careless of my life even. If Gods there were, I had tempted them sorely.
The sound of Le Rhone engines blipping roused me awake. I threw on the clean maternity jacket Parker had set out and walked down to greet those returning. It was the dawn patrol reunited. Pixley led Hadrill, Cole and Grevelink.
“Dreadful luck old bean, catching it like that when you were taking my place,” said Pixley. “I felt awful. I’m so glad you’ve come though without too much damage. Good show!”
We were all clapping each other on the back. My three hut mates tackled me and Pixley leapt on the top of the pile.
Hadrill, Grevelink and Cole had continued pressing home their attack on F-U. On egress they’d scrapped with 3 Albs and been scattered. Grevelink saw the burning wreckage of the Pup as he crossed the lines but wasn’t sure if I’d come down intact. This was why Uncle had delayed sending my letters. Mother and Father would not get a telegram reporting me missing. That was a relief.
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0200An M.C.!! I can’t believe it. I’m flabbergasted. I hoped to win a decoration someday, as did everyone else, but I never expected one to come so soon. It seems impossible.
Uncle made the announcement after dinner and the mess went completely wild. The prize binge is still going strong as I write this. Mine is the first decoration for the squadron. I’m sure it’s just the first of many. There are too many good men in 54 for that not to be the case. Uncle, Hyde, and Hudson all won their MCs last year, with the infantry no less! Strugnell’s came through last year just prior to the Somme show. I’ve no doubt he’ll add a bar at some point.
Struggy’s an interesting fellow and one our best Flight Commanders. He was my instructor at Upavon. Was that really just 4 months ago? His father was a Sgt. Major, so he was born to Khaki. Enlisted as a bugler at 15. He took his ticket in 1912 with an RAeC Certificate # in the 200s! Tonight, he showed a side of himself I’d not seen before.
“I taught you better than that, Winningstad,” he said wagging a finger in mock severity. “Thrashing the control column violently about. Tossing that poor Pup all over the sky. Pulling the wings off! Twice, man! Twice! Did it howl piteously?
“You are distracted, Winningstad. I believe your mind is elsewhere. Having trouble with the fair sex, are you? Dreaming about…”
“A Naval Engagement!” said Burr excitedly.
“The old How’s your father!” piped Hill.
“A little Rumpty-Tumpty!” said Ackers.
“Is
your mind diseased, my son?” asked Strugnell, leaning in close to me and staring nose to nose.
This provoked a gale of laughter and a mass raising of glasses toward the mysterious poster prominently located on the mess wall. As an exclamation point Cole fired one of the darts he was holding and scored a bullseye on the “o” in ‘Your.”
“Bravo Monty! A fine shot.”
“I say, Uncle, where did that thing come from, and who on earth are the Social Hygiene Division of the Army Educational Commission?”
“Nobody knows,” Captain Nicholson replied. “It’s a mystery. It was here when we arrived.”
“Maybe this ‘Commission’ are some sort of secret society, like Freemasons,” said Morse.
“Or the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn,” said Hill, with a look at Stewart.
“Not that occult rubbish again, Hill. Leave it alone, I beg you,” said Stewart in exasperation.
“Maybe it’s the Frogs, trying to keep us away from their Mademoiselles.” said Ackers.
“Trying to keep
you away from their Mademoiselles, more likely. How many of the de Rochefort daughters succumbed in the end?”
Ackers said nothing. Just sat there, smiling like the Cheshire Cat. After a moment he added, “It wasn’t the daughters.”
The mess went dead silent for the space of two or three seconds then erupted, everyone speaking at once.
“Nooooooooo!”
“Rotter!”
“Scoundrel!”
“You did NOT!”
“The divine Madame?! Oh, you absolute hound!”
“Out with it. Tell us everything.”
“Gentlemen do not parade their…” Ackers began pedantically.
“Yes, yes, we know,” interjected Sutton. “What was she like?”
Ackers looked about the room, playing the moment for all it was worth, then putting hands to his heart he sighed dramatically and in exaggerated French, said
“For-mi-DAble.”
The mess erupted once again. Someone threw a napkin onto Ackers head. A leftover dinner roll bounced off his ear. Laughing, Ackers whipped a crust of bread at nobody in particular and the scrum was on. Before things devolved completely the banging of the president’s gavel echoed through the mess, punctuating Captain Nicholson’s exhortations.
“Gentlemen, gentlemen, a moment, please!! We must not distract ourselves from the issue at hand,” said Uncle as the mess returned to order.
He turned to me. “The King, for reasons surpassing our mortal understanding, has been graciously pleased to approve the award of the Military Cross to you, my dear Winningstad. You have returned to the bosom of No. 54 Squadron as Odysseus from the House of the Death God, or in your case, from Hunland. Tradition demands that we rechristen you.
Many voices piped up, “Hear, hear!”
“Your name, Winningstad,” said Strugnell. “Vinningstad… VinningStadt! Smacks of the Hun. Did the Kaiser send you back to destroy the Royal Flying Corps one aeroplane at a time? You’re not some sort of Intelligence Agent are you, Vinningstadt?
“I imagine I’d have chosen a more English sounding name then,” I said.
“He has a point there.” This from Foster with a wry chuckle.
“But isn’t that precisely the kind of clever Hunnish answer you’d expect from a Secret Agent?” said Ackers.
“What about ‘Kitty’?! He’s got to have at least six of his nine lives left.”
“Write-off! How many of ours has he destroyed?”
“An entire flight at least,” answered Hadrill with a laugh. “He’s a veritable Jack the Ripper, our VinningStadt. Red Jack? no, Mad Jack! That has a cracking ring to it.” Hadrill looked very pleased with himself.
“Sorry to disappoint, old man, but that last one’s taken.” said Hill.
‘’What do you mean taken?!” exclaimed Pixley. “We’re not naming a racehorse.”
“It’s famously taken, I'm afraid,” continued Hill. “One of my school chums in the Royal Welch told me about it. One of their chaps, Sassin…Caesarian, I don’t remember the name, it sounded foreign. Complete maniac. Took a trench last July, single handed, then sat down to read poetry. Held up the advance on Mametz Wood for two hours. Brigade kept getting reports of friendly patrols still over. The Colonel was furious. Said he would have got the man a DSO if he’d had the sense to call up reinforcements.”
“Oh Hell. Mad Jack to the Fusiliers then,” said Hadrill dejectedly. Suddenly he perked up, “Oh I say, what about Ripper?! That’s rather apropos don’t you think?”
Much laughter. The calls of “Hear, hear” grew in volume.
Strugnell turned to the squadron, “We are agreed, gentlemen?” he asked.
Everyone nodded.
“Lieutenant Ripper Winningstad, MC.” said Strugnell raising his glass to me. “Next time leave the wings on!”
“Wings on!” echoed the assembled.