The passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit.
The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers are beginning to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip rapidly approaches. With only a few yards left, everyone in the cabin screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers all breathe a huge sigh of relief, while in the cockpit, the pilots high-five.
“You know,” says one pilot to the other, “one day they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.”