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#4516875 - 04/17/20 01:23 PM Cost of the Wuhan Virus  
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The economic impact of the Wuhan Virus, has hit everybody really hard:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills and La Jolla fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

~Bill

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#4516879 - 04/17/20 01:44 PM Re: Cost of the Wuhan Virus [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LMAO!! Awesome.

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#4516881 - 04/17/20 01:50 PM Re: Cost of the Wuhan Virus [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4516882 - 04/17/20 01:51 PM Re: Cost of the Wuhan Virus [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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We can always count on Bill for great humor no matter the situation!

"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
#4516883 - 04/17/20 01:52 PM Re: Cost of the Wuhan Virus [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Good one Bill !!

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#4516924 - 04/17/20 04:07 PM Re: Cost of the Wuhan Virus [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Some great ones there! LOL

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