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#4512234 - 03/22/20 07:32 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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Wow, I heard about both iRacing and Assetto Corsa Competizione doing eSports with real-life drivers now, but I had no idea it was going up on regular television.

Well, this might just benefit our hobby.

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#4512300 - 03/22/20 11:01 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
#4512449 - 03/23/20 07:38 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4512683 - 03/25/20 05:45 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
There is no

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Strategically covered nudity
Sheer or see-through clothing
Lewd or provocative poses
Close-ups of breasts, buttocks, or crotches


in this video but there is foul language,

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There was also politics in it. It does not belong in Community Hall.

#4512731 - 03/25/20 04:52 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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I don’t know if you all are aware that liquid pool chlorine is very effective. I was power washing my lanai and then used pool chlorine to kill some of the mold and brighten-up the place. When I was putting down the chlorine you could see those Coronavirus things scuttling to get away from it.


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#4512732 - 03/25/20 04:55 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: oldgrognard]  
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Originally Posted by oldgrognard
I don’t know if you all are aware that liquid pool chlorine is very effective. I was power washing my lanai and then used pool chlorine to kill some of the mold and brighten-up the place. When I was putting down the chlorine you could see those Coronavirus things scuttling to get away from it.



Don't tell everyone, there will be a run on pool chlorine and I won't be able to afford to open my pool this year.


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#4512736 - 03/25/20 05:36 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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I think it's time to dust of this old classic:


#4512825 - 03/26/20 11:15 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4512935 - 03/26/20 08:58 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513047 - 03/27/20 02:20 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513094 - 03/27/20 07:45 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513101 - 03/27/20 08:07 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: Arthonon]  
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Yeah, but not the free range vegans, as they may not have been practicing social distancing!

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#4513198 - 03/28/20 05:11 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513316 - 03/29/20 12:38 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
#4513410 - 03/29/20 10:13 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513426 - 03/30/20 12:41 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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This is clever.



The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events.

More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.com

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#4513427 - 03/30/20 12:47 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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Not a joke, more my feeling currently....

The problem with social distancing is that you can't punch people in the face who clearly deserve it...

#4513429 - 03/30/20 12:56 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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Get gloves...

Dart's was good but why is the lip syncing so bad???? dizzy

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#4513430 - 03/30/20 01:05 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513431 - 03/30/20 01:15 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: Nixer]  
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Originally Posted by Nixer
Get gloves...

Dart's was good but why is the lip syncing so bad???? dizzy


Because it's supposed to be originally in German and has been dubbed over for English.

smile


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More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.com

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