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#4511720 - 03/19/20 02:24 PM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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It was the best scene in that crappy movie. No way...the best scene was the chick removing her wetsuit to stand on as she electrocutes one of the sharks. I give it an annual viewing (part of my enjoyable crappy movie collection).
The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
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#4511847 - 03/20/20 11:49 AM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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Well It has happened. We've run out of toilet paper at my house and have resorted to using the newspaper.
The Times are rough.
"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
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#4511851 - 03/20/20 11:53 AM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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All of these make great back-up toilet paper if you run out of the real stuff: New York Times Rolling Stone Variety LA Times Vanity Fair The New Yorker
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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#4511875 - 03/20/20 02:04 PM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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Well It has happened. We've run out of toilet paper at my house and have resorted to using the newspaper.
The Times are rough. I'd be afraid of getting more crap on me.
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#4511890 - 03/20/20 03:55 PM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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Might have been working on the lines. I think it was in the 80's I saw a news report that some utilities were using workers in mesh suits suspended from helicopters to work on the high-tension lines because they aren't grounded.
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#4511989 - 03/21/20 11:33 AM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9eeAlways take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016. Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
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#4512052 - 03/21/20 04:50 PM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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Making some travel plans... I think the balconies out, you'd probably need a visa for it.
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#4512054 - 03/21/20 05:10 PM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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RedToo
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My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9eeAlways take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016. Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
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#4512078 - 03/21/20 08:10 PM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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Making some travel plans... I think the balconies out, you'd probably need a visa for it. From what I've seen in the media, it might be allowed if I am singing with everyone else on their balconies...
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#4512080 - 03/21/20 08:13 PM
Re: Coronavirus jokes
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Photo seems registered in 2018. I wonder what it’s original reason was.
Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
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Exodus
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