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#4513436 - 03/30/20 02:13 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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Ahhh..

Ach du lieber!

Ist gut in BringMeHam? (notice the sedgeway from Illiterate german to coronaSpeak)



Edit: Misspelled Ahhh


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#4513445 - 03/30/20 04:53 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513512 - 03/30/20 02:45 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: RSColonel_131st]  
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Originally Posted by RSColonel_131st
Not a joke, more my feeling currently....

The problem with social distancing is that you can't punch people in the face who clearly deserve it...


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#4513515 - 03/30/20 02:49 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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The Japanese "Yari" and Roman "Pilum" would also work quite well. smile

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#4513517 - 03/30/20 02:53 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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Just cough and pretend to be sick, it has worked wonders for me smile

#4513519 - 03/30/20 02:58 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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Originally Posted by wormfood
Originally Posted by RSColonel_131st
Not a joke, more my feeling currently....

The problem with social distancing is that you can't punch people in the face who clearly deserve it...


i got you covered:
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Funny you mention those.

Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord came out in early access on Steam today.

#4513532 - 03/30/20 03:43 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: Mr_Blastman]  
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Originally Posted by Mr_Blastman
Originally Posted by wormfood
Originally Posted by RSColonel_131st
Not a joke, more my feeling currently....

The problem with social distancing is that you can't punch people in the face who clearly deserve it...


i got you covered:
[Linked Image]


Funny you mention those.

Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord came out in early access on Steam today.

Thanks for the heads up, I almost forgot that came out today.

#4513552 - 03/30/20 04:31 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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Back to more dumb coronavirus jokes:

Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.

You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would

If Coronavirus isn’t about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it?

What did the man say to the bartender? I’ll have a corona, hold the virus.

Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head.

Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.

Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

#4513555 - 03/30/20 04:35 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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The coronavirus crisis proved that Friedrich Nietzsche is an absolute genius on human nature.


There, that's my joke. smile


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#4513594 - 03/30/20 08:04 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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ermmm..

Globalism/Global Village is a great idea.

It just has a few bugs to work out.

That's my original Coronavirus joke.


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#4513656 - 03/31/20 05:33 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513752 - 03/31/20 05:06 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4513801 - 03/31/20 09:28 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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HA!

#4513996 - 04/01/20 08:40 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4514007 - 04/01/20 09:16 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4514014 - 04/01/20 09:32 PM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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Yep.

Hadn't done anything special and I usually do.

I did just get an e-mail for a friend saying he thinks the powers that be are worried the virus is gonna mutate,

I told him to do what I am...

I am drinking more Squeeze! (I hope Panzer will be proud of my obscure Andromeda Strain reference)


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#4514060 - 04/02/20 05:00 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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#4514268 - 04/03/20 04:27 AM Re: Coronavirus jokes [Re: wormfood]  
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