Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?" She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner" I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here
Since everybody has now started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste
Before Corona Virus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough
I think it is great that people are finally starting to drink water, wipe their ass and wash their hands
Back in the day the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"
Corona is getting such bad press that limes are going on strike.
Hired a kid to pick up the dog poop in my yard. I don't have a dog.
"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
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Originally Posted by Alicatt
Translated: Also the tools of Jehovah's Witnesses are under crisis
"Now that every one is at home, may I not go visit them?"
I used to get visits from JW's all the time during the 80's but that trend mercifully died out by the early 90's. At least in my area.
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
Translated: Also the tools of Jehovah's Witnesses are under crisis
"Now that every one is at home, may I not go visit them?"
I used to get visits from JW's all the time during the 80's but that trend mercifully died out by the early 90's. At least in my area.
Lucky you! I can see the Kingdom Hall from the windows at the back of the house, so they regularly call here... it's an on going battle, first time they were here I did not speak Flamish/Dutch they did not speak English … win for me... next time they called they had a tablet that translated from Dutch to English, so I spoke Gaelic to them … tablet did not have Gaelic on it.... Win for me.... waiting for the next visit....
Chlanna nan con thigibh a so's gheibh sibh feoil Sons of the hound come here and get flesh Clan Cameron
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Originally Posted by Alicatt
Lucky you! I can see the Kingdom Hall from the windows at the back of the house, so they regularly call here... it's an on going battle, first time they were here I did not speak Flamish/Dutch they did not speak English … win for me... next time they called they had a tablet that translated from Dutch to English, so I spoke Gaelic to them … tablet did not have Gaelic on it.... Win for me.... waiting for the next visit....
Well played sir!! Very well played!
Do you happen to speak any ancient Celtic?
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Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016.
Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016.
Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in Gives way and suddenly it’s day again The sun is in the east Even though the day is done Two suns in the sunset, hmph Could be the human race is run
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I actually saw "Deep Blue Sea" in the theater. The entire audience burst out laughing when Jackson was taken by the shark. That scene was just so over the top and absurd.
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
Look for me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook or Tic Toc...or anywhere you may frequent, besides SimHq, on the Global Scam Net. Aka, the internet. I am not there, never have been or ever will be, but the fruitless search may be more gratifying then the "content" you might otherwise be exposed to.
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