God realizes that there are fewer souls in heaven and purgatory was getting fuller by the minute and realizes that St. John was slammed by millions of interviews to go through of who goes heaven and hell. He tasked a few hundred angles to help and St. Valentine has a young man come up for interview:

"Imagine this, you're working two jobs to support your wife and you come home to a naked and tired wife in bed and you see a man hanging from a upper floor balcony. I proceeded to punch him until he fell but gripped the railing until i kicked them to have him let go. he fell twenty feet to a bush and seeing that he was alive, I stormed back and grabbed the refrigerator and threw it with all my strength down to him to snuff him out. Unfortunately, it was too much for my heart and I found myself here."

"Sorry,', St. Valentine declared, "but a act of murder and jealousy gives you a sentence to hell!"

The second, a middle-age man, comes up and declares:

"Imagine this, you're reading a book on a Mac balcony and notice water dripping from the upper floor. I grabbed some tape to try to stem the flow but slipped on the railing but grabbed the edge and tried to pull myself up.. Unfortunately, an enraged man beat me to the inch of life until I slipped to the lower railing and struggled for my life. He kick my hands until i fell to the bushes below then when I came too, I saw a refrigerator coming down and saw myself here."

"I declare that you can enter heaven!"

A young woman comes up third,

"Imagine this, you helped your sister after a birthday bar party and were drunk enough to get yourself in a fridge..."

St. Valentine quit that day.

I don't get it. I get the part all 3 are part of the same event.

The chick in the fridge is an unexpected twist.