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#4509323 - 03/03/20 04:30 PM Husband during Bad Weather  
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A woman was over heard saying 'My husband gets real grumpy when the weather turns bad. With the wind howling and the rain lashing the windows he starts to moan, then when the thunder rumbles and the lightning flashes he presses his nose to the window and starts to cry. Its only then that I give in and let him in.'


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#4509327 - 03/03/20 05:12 PM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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#4509329 - 03/03/20 05:23 PM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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#4509336 - 03/03/20 06:24 PM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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#4509338 - 03/03/20 06:31 PM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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Think she was my first wife


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#4509376 - 03/03/20 10:24 PM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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The revers of that (retold from Larry the Cable Guy)
"I'm having a lot of problems with women these days. For instance, the other morning I had this woman who wouldn't stop banging on my door. Imagine that? Four O'Clock in the morning, banging away like that? It got so bad I finally got out of bed and let her out."


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#4509393 - 03/03/20 11:30 PM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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lol

Emo Phillips had a few versions of that as well, it went something like,
"I always loved the first snow of the season.as a kid I'd wake up and see everything covered in white, get all excited and run for the front door shouting, 'OK, you know the deal, you can let me in now.'"

Another one was his parents always yelling at him to stay away from the basement door no matter what. Then one day while they were out and it was unlocked, and he couldn't help himself and and went through it. Where he then saw such strange and exciting things as tree, grass, sunshine ect.

#4509401 - 03/04/20 12:09 AM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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#4509403 - 03/04/20 12:36 AM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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#4509455 - 03/04/20 02:36 PM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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#4510377 - 03/10/20 11:21 PM Re: Husband during Bad Weather [Re: rwatson]  
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