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#4508371 - 02/25/20 04:59 AM I just had a threesome at the doctors!  
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Unfortunately it wasn't as fun as it possibly sounds, although my dangly bits were exposed for all to see. I felt a couple of lumps in my, well...as they say in Bastogne..nuts, over the last couple of weeks so went for a free feel as well as a health check, blood test etc. Doc said they were probably the start of sebacious cysts, lucky me. Apparently you get them from when an oil gland or duct gets blocked and the oil (eew) builds up under the skin. So three nut needles and under the scalpel and a couple of stitches for each slice. Nether region is all padded up for a couple of days and stitches out next week.

Doc said he likes to know his patients better before he has a threesome but he'll take what he can get these days. I told him and the nurse it's the closest i've been to any action for a while as well. Probably the most amusing doc experience i've had since my vasectomy, that one was a hoot! I've got a nether region scan next week just to complete the health checkup. Keep an eye, or a hand, on your gear lads!


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#4508381 - 02/25/20 10:18 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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"Don't get a stiffy........Don't get a stiffy........Don't get a stiffy........"



#4508386 - 02/25/20 11:04 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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No offer from the nurse to check up on you later?

#4508393 - 02/25/20 12:19 PM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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No chance of that BD, more like George in the pool once that scalpel comes out!

I actually gave her a hug after i was dressed Colonel, any lady who can handle ones gear that gently when blades are involved is alright in my books biggrin Pretty dam n sure she knew all the banter was a cover for nervousnesd as well lol.


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#4508398 - 02/25/20 01:42 PM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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I had the opposite yesterday. Basically had the OptiWand shoved up there to check for suspects if you know what I mean.

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#4508495 - 02/26/20 12:24 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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Good times.


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#4508496 - 02/26/20 12:31 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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Might as well have a sense of humor about it!
Bones, I’ve already had a camera in 2 of the 3 places you don’t want a camera, so I know how you feel.
Hope it all worked out guys!


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#4508500 - 02/26/20 01:39 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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I completely stop reading at needle and scalpel near nuts and slice. That was nearly enough for me to topple over in the chair in imaginary pain and to cover my family jewels area with one hand.


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#4508505 - 02/26/20 02:00 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
I completely stop reading at needle and scalpel near nuts and slice. That was nearly enough for me to topple over in the chair in imaginary pain and to cover my family jewels area with one hand.


Lol.

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#4508530 - 02/26/20 09:34 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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Majority of geezers reading this thread will have their legs crossed I wager.

The banter is a distraction technique to avoid awkward tumescence. I had a Occupational Health screening with nadgers examined and handled by a gorgeous doctor who questioned me about my children to avoid such a inappropriate priapic problem.

Wouldn't be a problem now...at my age the only thing that gets horny is me toenails.



#4508546 - 02/26/20 04:53 PM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: bones]  
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Originally Posted by bones
I had the opposite yesterday. Basically had the OptiWand shoved up there to check for suspects if you know what I mean.

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Up the front or the back?

I had both, the back is infinitley preferable, as you can sleep trough the whole crap.

#4508588 - 02/26/20 11:03 PM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: bones]  
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I had a colonoscopy today, the worst part was the gallon of colon wash I had to drink. good to be able to eat again. great anesthesia out like a light until procedure was over, got dressed and out the door in less than an hour. pictures all good and won't need another for ten years.


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#4508591 - 02/26/20 11:17 PM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: coasty]  
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Originally Posted by coasty
I had a colonoscopy today, the worst part was the gallon of colon wash I had to drink. good to be able to eat again. great anesthesia out like a light until procedure was over, got dressed and out the door in less than an hour. pictures all good and won't need another for ten years.



Great news.

But let me add, don't totally trust that ten years pronouncement. How old are you? I had my first colonoscopy at 48 years old, I got the same "see you in ten years" result. I was diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer 6 years later, had i not paid attention to my symptoms I would have been dead prior to the ten years being up. .The Big "C"


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#4508595 - 02/26/20 11:41 PM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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I'm on a 5-year schedule (had some snipping), next one in 3 years.

Reminds me, I haven't seen LB4LB in a while, hope he's ok and just taking a break.



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#4508635 - 02/27/20 01:16 PM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: BD-123]  
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Originally Posted by BD-123
Mantra in these somewhat awkward personal situations:
"Don't get a stiffy........Don't get a stiffy........Don't get a stiffy........"


I just visualize Janet Reno in a bikini and that works every time!

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#4509404 - 03/04/20 12:43 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: F4UDash4]  
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I just turned 68 and the Dr. asked about our diet and commented on what good condition my colon was in. This was my first one, and other than the gallon of lavage and lack of sleep was not a big deal.


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#4509407 - 03/04/20 12:59 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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You should be proud to still be on your first colon!


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#4509437 - 03/04/20 11:50 AM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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I didn't know colons could be replaced!


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I had my lads checked out by my very friendly,and gentle lady doctor this week. Nothing of concern thankfully.


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#4509506 - 03/04/20 09:07 PM Re: I just had a threesome at the doctors! [Re: Ajay]  
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This whole thread is TMI.


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