If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
You never appreciate what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.
I'll never forget that day when the teacher asked if any of us knew any French...
When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.
The pain is only felt by others.
The same thing happens when you are stupid...
One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people.
If they laugh, you're still young.
If they panic and start running to you, you're old.