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#4503969 - 01/16/20 09:13 PM Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords  
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https://heavy.com/news/2020/01/david-ostrom/

This guy says he was inspired by watching "Games of Thrones".

Looks to me like he has seen 72 episodes too many out of 73 total episodes.

I don't blame his ex wife one bit for not wanting him to have custody of their child.

I wonder if he abused her. Abuse doesn't always have to be physical. It could be mental.

On the other hand,

his ex wife attorney can do the chivalry thing and stand in for ex.

Then the word will be better with one less lawyer.

If there are any lawyers here, that's a lawyer joke.

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#4503983 - 01/16/20 11:40 PM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Why not?

It worked out well enough in Command Ninja.

#4504024 - 01/17/20 11:30 AM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Well...what the hell goes on in Kansas or Iowa anyway? Something like this can actually make things slightly exciting there.

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#4504033 - 01/17/20 12:13 PM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Kansas has the best Barbecue!

#4504056 - 01/17/20 04:40 PM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
Well...what the hell goes on in Kansas or Iowa anyway? Something like this can actually make things slightly exciting there.


YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS FLORIDA MAN!

#4504063 - 01/17/20 04:55 PM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: Crane Hunter]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
Well...what the hell goes on in Kansas or Iowa anyway? Something like this can actually make things slightly exciting there.


YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS FLORIDA MAN!



Nah. How often are Kansas or Iowa in the news compared to Florida? wink

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#4504074 - 01/17/20 05:49 PM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
How often are Kansas or Iowa in the news compared to Florida? wink

Unfair question. A better one might be "How many New York or Los Angeles based reporters or media moguls could point out Kansas or Iowa on a map?" Extra credit if they're answer isn't "Is it this one?"


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#4504087 - 01/17/20 08:26 PM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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That isn't how you do martial marital disputes.

She stands on the ground, with a cloth sack containing a rock.
He stands hip deep in a hole, with one hand tied to his waist and a stick.

Winning is by pulling the opponent into/out of the hole, or by injuring with stick/rock so they cannot continue or yield.

#4504211 - 01/19/20 07:05 AM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer


Nah. How often are Kansas or Iowa in the news compared to Florida? wink


True, you guys even have a dedicated website!

https://floridaman.com/

#4504214 - 01/19/20 10:42 AM Re: Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords [Re: NoFlyBoy]  
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Kansas does too.

https://portal.kansas.gov/

Their team in the AFC Champtionship game today.

I don't see any Florida teams in it.


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