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#4503762 - 01/14/20 04:42 PM The Pilot and the Priest  
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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jean.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ?"

The guy replies, "I'm Jack, retired airline pilot from Dallas ."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years."

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."

"Just a minute," says the good father. "That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?"

"Up here - we go by results," says Saint Peter. "When you preached - people slept. When he flew, people prayed.”


~Bill

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#4503764 - 01/14/20 04:46 PM Re: The Pilot and the Priest [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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haha! Good one Bill.


I would like to add a bit to your joke,


"When you preached - people slept or kept checking their watches to see if they could beat the lunch buffet crowds".


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4503768 - 01/14/20 05:02 PM Re: The Pilot and the Priest [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL Bill, perfect.

#4503863 - 01/15/20 03:18 PM Re: The Pilot and the Priest [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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