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#4500954 - 12/19/19 07:08 PM How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree  
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It was a particularly bad year for Santa and before he knew it, Christmas Eve had arrived and he wasn't ready.

The elves were on strike.
The reindeer were unruly and during a test run had crashed the sleigh.
No one was cleaning the stables and the smell was horrible.
Rudolph's nose wouldn't light because he had a cold.
Mrs. Clause, having burned batches of cookies, was refusing to bake any more until the oven was fixed; and, to top it off she was endlessly nagging poor Santa.

It was about the time that Santa was at the end of his patience with the Christmas Angel descended from the heavens and said:

"Santa, I have your Christmas tree. Where should I stick it?"


~Bill

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#4500955 - 12/19/19 07:10 PM Re: How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL Bill another good one !! Thanks M8


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#4500958 - 12/19/19 07:50 PM Re: How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Thanks Bill smile


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#4500960 - 12/19/19 08:32 PM Re: How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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That one is wonderful, in a very mean way...

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#4500962 - 12/19/19 09:13 PM Re: How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4500965 - 12/19/19 09:29 PM Re: How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4500967 - 12/19/19 09:33 PM Re: How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I know that some jokes are REALLY old, but y'all also know that not everyone has heard them!


~Bill

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#4500985 - 12/19/19 11:18 PM Re: How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Always appreciate your jokes Bill smile Now, if you have a direct line to that Angel, i'll send you an address.


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