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#4500303 - 12/14/19 02:43 PM Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!"  
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."


~Bill

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#4500304 - 12/14/19 02:48 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL


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#4500314 - 12/14/19 03:25 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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rofl good one! I'm totally stealing that...


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#4500317 - 12/14/19 03:35 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Love it Bill good one !!!


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#4500433 - 12/15/19 06:40 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: rwatson]  
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#4500437 - 12/15/19 07:18 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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driving LOL!!!

#4500501 - 12/16/19 01:12 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Perfect!

#4500519 - 12/16/19 02:43 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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So was she like pretty tall?

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#4500628 - 12/17/19 06:52 AM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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rofl!

Now, *that* is a belly laugher.... Well Done! salute

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#4500646 - 12/17/19 12:30 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: bones]  
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Originally Posted by bones
So was she like pretty tall?

v6,
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How can she be tall AND under the bed?

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"They might look the same, but they don't taste the same."
#4500656 - 12/17/19 01:41 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: DM]  
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Originally Posted by DM
Originally Posted by bones
So was she like pretty tall?

v6,
boNes


How can she be tall AND under the bed?




Well he said "I can see your feet" so I imagine her feet were sticking out from under the bed.

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"Also, I would prefer a back seater over the extra gas any day. I would have 80 pounds of flesh to eat and a pair of glasses to start a fire." --F/A-18 Hornet pilot
#4500660 - 12/17/19 02:02 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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My bad joke smile


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#4500666 - 12/17/19 02:28 PM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: DM]  
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Originally Posted by DM
My bad joke smile


My overly analytic mind!

haha

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"Also, I would prefer a back seater over the extra gas any day. I would have 80 pounds of flesh to eat and a pair of glasses to start a fire." --F/A-18 Hornet pilot
#4500771 - 12/18/19 02:34 AM Re: Joke: "I'm tired of you. I'm leaving!!" [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Hahaha!! Have to remember that one biggrin

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