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#4495544 - 11/01/19 03:31 PM Updated Birds and Bees Discussion  
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!


~Bill

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#4495546 - 11/01/19 03:36 PM Re: Updated Birds and Bees Discussion [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Super dorky and geeky joke but I still smiled. biggrin


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#4495554 - 11/01/19 03:52 PM Re: Updated Birds and Bees Discussion [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Exactly! A perfect place for dorky/geeky conversation.


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#4495569 - 11/01/19 04:24 PM Re: Updated Birds and Bees Discussion [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL Bill good one wonder how many kids today would believe it


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#4495606 - 11/01/19 07:24 PM Re: Updated Birds and Bees Discussion [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Could have been worse. Could have been trying to upload data from a floppy!

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#4495657 - 11/02/19 01:06 AM Re: Updated Birds and Bees Discussion [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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