So there I was minding my own business sipping on a quiet beer and a supplementary but noisy whiskey chaser. Geez, better knock that back before I wake the neighbours! Anyway, just cruisin' the threads you know. Chillin'.Then this geezer turns up spruiking platinum this platinum that and a whole ship load of other stuff. I didn't even know what he was talking about 'cause I just sort of went into this strange trance or something you know, like being a kid when the old guy with the coat and the boiled lollies turns up. Or like seeing a politician and wanting to throw bricks at the telly. You can't control it. So I'm like this zombie see and this guy's ravin' on, hypnotising me …. get your card out he says …. and bingo there it is like magic. In my hand. That shiny, black plastic thing. And before you know it, I'm furiously typing numbers like a mad thing and getting this download link. Blimey I hope the web thing doesn't cut out on me like last time. But I don't care anymore. I'm possessed. I must have it. Quickly. Whatever it is? And so I get it see. And it is good. With nice music. But I'm tired and fall asleep. And then the geezer just disappears like nothing happened. Job done.
And I'm wondering if it was all just a dream the next morning.
Then I boot up the PC. Nope, not a dream. Platinum Edition is there. I expect Titanium next time
As long as it's shiny.
Good show OBD. You are a force too hard to resist.