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#4490315 - 09/23/19 01:35 PM Flight with the Pope  
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A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.”
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle.
Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt?’” Only one word leaps to mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word.”
The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, “I think the word you're looking for is ‘aunt.’”
“Of course,” says the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”


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#4490321 - 09/23/19 02:18 PM Re: Flight with the Pope [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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hahaha Nice one Bill.


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#4490322 - 09/23/19 02:23 PM Re: Flight with the Pope [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Did you guys know that the "c" word evolved from the Old Norse word "kunta"?


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#4490323 - 09/23/19 02:38 PM Re: Flight with the Pope [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL Bill, that one is indeed grant... err grand.

#4490334 - 09/23/19 04:59 PM Re: Flight with the Pope [Re: Chucky]  
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Originally Posted by Chucky
hahaha Nice one Bill.


Chucky, did you know there used to be a Gropecunte Lane in your fair city?



#4490335 - 09/23/19 05:09 PM Re: Flight with the Pope [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Yeah,I went there once. No joy though... smile


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#4490420 - 09/24/19 12:40 PM Re: Flight with the Pope [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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That joke sounds like a scene from the Matt Damon Greg Kinnear movie "Stuck on You"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGtOIPKHNOA

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#4490527 - 09/25/19 02:23 PM Re: Flight with the Pope [Re: Chucky]  
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Originally Posted by Chucky
Yeah,I went there once. No joy though... smile

Bet you had more luck in Minge Lane Upton!



#4490529 - 09/25/19 02:27 PM Re: Flight with the Pope [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I know what "minge" means now thanks to our UK friends on SimHQ! smile


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