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#4486773 - 08/20/19 11:37 AM Flying ??  
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Another one I saw elsewhere

A pilot got up bright and early, and told his wife he was going to wash and wax his plane.

He thought he would be home about 13:30.

13:30 comes and goes. He finally comes dragging in at about 18:30.

The wife is incensed. She says, "Where the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I would have been home at 13:30, but, as I was leaving the airport, I spotted a young lady, who had a flat tire. I stopped and helped her change the tire. I got all dirty and sweaty, and she suggested I come to her nearby apartment, and get cleaned up. I was in the shower, and she joined me. We ended up having sex, for the rest of the afternoon."

The wife says, "Don't give me that crap. You went flying, didn't you?"

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#4486775 - 08/20/19 12:17 PM Re: Flying ?? [Re: rwatson]  
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“Government has three primary functions. It should provide for military defense of the nation. It should enforce contracts between individuals. It should protect citizens from crimes against themselves or their property. When government-- in pursuit of good intentions tries to rearrange the economy, legislate morality, or help special interests, the cost comes in inefficiency, lack of motivation, and loss of freedom. Government should be a referee, not an active player.” - Milton Friedman
#4486776 - 08/20/19 12:25 PM Re: Flying ?? [Re: rwatson]  
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That’s good. Shared that with the wife.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
#4486779 - 08/20/19 12:32 PM Re: Flying ?? [Re: rwatson]  
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Oh my god that's funny!!!

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