"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".
"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy".
"What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh".
"A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'".
"A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it".
"Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning".
"I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it".
"After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging".
"To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian".
"I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts".
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-49389208?intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/c207p54m0edt/comedy&link_location=live-reporting-story
My 'Waiting for Clod' thread:
http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9eeAlways take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016.
Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
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