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#4486706 - 08/19/19 08:25 PM Edinburgh Fringe - this year's funniest jokes.  
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"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".

"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy".

"What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh".

"A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'".

"A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it".

"Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning".

"I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it".

"After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging".

"To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian".

"I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts".

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#4486765 - 08/20/19 09:28 AM Re: Edinburgh Fringe - this year's funniest jokes. [Re: RedToo]  
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""Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning".
Very apt fr our hounds...this is the scenario ten minutes after rising at about 9am, and will remain so for most of the day!

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#4486818 - 08/20/19 05:16 PM Re: Edinburgh Fringe - this year's funniest jokes. [Re: RedToo]  
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Early birds here too...

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