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#4483009 - 07/16/19 04:49 PM Random Thoughts  
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Before you tell someone to walk a mile in your shoes remember that you'll have to walk a mile barefoot to get them back.


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#4483084 - 07/17/19 12:25 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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not if its half a mile away, turn around, come back again, or a mile in a small circle around you, or if you have a car and go alongside them ... no ones ever said it had to be a mile going away from you in a straight line neaner smile


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#4483085 - 07/17/19 12:30 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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My random thought of the day: How many tabloids would go out of business if the British royal family no longer existed?


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#4483090 - 07/17/19 12:47 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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When they say “next exit” don’t they really mean “this exit” ? Next exit would mean the one after this one. Unless you are not near anywhere near the exit; then the next exit would be correct.


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#4483107 - 07/17/19 02:50 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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Mine is, are there any words that rhyme with the word orange ?


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#4483112 - 07/17/19 03:36 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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#4483114 - 07/17/19 03:59 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: LB4LB]  
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Originally Posted by LB4LB
Mine is, are there any words that rhyme with the word orange ?



Not quite, but sorta...

orange lozenge

Sounds nice, but hard to say quickly.

#4483227 - 07/18/19 01:31 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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How does an Amish girl know if it is a romantic candle lit dinner, or just regular dinner?

#4483230 - 07/18/19 01:47 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: CyBerkut]  
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Originally Posted by CyBerkut
How does an Amish girl know if it is a romantic candle lit dinner, or just regular dinner?



The Amish don’t do “romance”.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4483233 - 07/18/19 02:30 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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#4483282 - 07/18/19 10:05 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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Originally Posted by vonBaur
Before you tell someone to walk a mile in your shoes remember that you'll have to walk a mile barefoot to get them back.


Meh. He's not wearing his. You walk barefoot. I'll put on the empty shoes.

But a profound thought is "No matter where you go, there you are".


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#4483313 - 07/19/19 02:00 AM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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Originally Posted by 42cid
But a profound thought is "No matter where you go, there you are".

and "if you ain't where you are you're nowhere".


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#4483325 - 07/19/19 04:30 AM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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#4483326 - 07/19/19 04:32 AM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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#4483327 - 07/19/19 04:34 AM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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An original of mine:

How you doing?

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#4483328 - 07/19/19 06:26 AM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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#4483352 - 07/19/19 11:45 AM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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Occasional tables.

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#4483357 - 07/19/19 01:36 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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Why does a woman have to keep getting "permanents" applied to her hair?


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#4483383 - 07/19/19 05:48 PM Re: Random Thoughts [Re: vonBaur]  
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