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#4482598 - 07/12/19 11:57 PM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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They're just waiting it out until we're so connected with technology that we can't function at all without it, and then they'll take full control of the sources. They'll control our thoughts by saturating our minds with alien propaganda.

By then us men (fast becoming the weaker gender) will be practically immobile by obesity and so weak from low muscle mass and a deficiency in testosterone that we'll offer no resistance.

Both genders (oops...all 147 genders) should be plenty plump enough to feed the Alien masses on their many festive holidays. The few skinny people will serve as waiters and dishwashers at these celebrations.



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
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#4482603 - 07/13/19 12:14 AM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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Its all been predicted before. See Damon Knight's story "To Serve Man".

Yes it's a cookbook. wink


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#4482604 - 07/13/19 12:20 AM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Mad Max]  
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Originally Posted by Mad Max
Its all been predicted before. See Damon Knight's story "To Serve Man".

Yes it's a cookbook. wink



Also an episode of the Twilight Zone.


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#4482605 - 07/13/19 12:22 AM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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Maybe we will be able to appease them with a fine selection of 80's music.

#4482608 - 07/13/19 12:31 AM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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80's music, eh? Give them live "Master of Puppets".

"Fork with us alien bastages and we'll jab that anal probe into the closest thing you got to an eyeball!"

EDIT: Or do we try to soften them up with some Dennis DeYoung?

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The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4482609 - 07/13/19 12:41 AM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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I would expect them to be more interested in the 70s era folks like Walter (Wendy) Carlos, Tomita and Data.



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#4482610 - 07/13/19 12:53 AM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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^ Smooth. Guess we better leave it to the experts...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2JL0xABlrQ



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4482743 - 07/14/19 02:31 AM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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Yeah, that crap doesn't always work out that way...



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#4482778 - 07/14/19 02:46 PM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: cichlidfan]  
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Originally Posted by cichlidfan
I would expect them to be more interested in the 70s era folks like Walter (Wendy) Carlos, Tomita and Data.






Nah, Jean Michel Jarre:



or Klaus Schulze:



and maybe a dash of Michael Stearns:


#4482794 - 07/14/19 05:31 PM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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<Coming from a fan of Ray Lynch and Enya>...

This is becoming another thread to harvest music from, awesome! thumbsup



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4482820 - 07/14/19 09:15 PM Re: More UFO's Being Reported by Military Pilots [Re: Haggart]  
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I chose the original because I think it's better than The Carpenters cover.





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