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#4456735 - 01/10/19 03:52 AM Amazon Divorce Bonus  
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So I typed in "Divorce Bonus" in Amazon search...

All I got was a bunch of new age psycho-babble crap.

I think Mrs Bezos might get a tad more than that!

The FIFTY BILLION Dollar + break-up....EACH!!!

Awwww, what the heck, if you can't get what you need with a paltry FIFTY BILLION, then an extra FIFTY BILLION + really won't help.

Mind boggling money involved here...


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#4456736 - 01/10/19 04:15 AM Re: Amazon Divorce Bonus [Re: Nixer]  
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In her case, she deserves half. She helped start Amazon, and her prick sociopath of a husband had an affair.

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#4456738 - 01/10/19 04:44 AM Re: Amazon Divorce Bonus [Re: Nixer]  
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Amazingly enough, his wife got more attractive as time went on. He ran off with the plastic one.


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#4456752 - 01/10/19 11:41 AM Re: Amazon Divorce Bonus [Re: Nixer]  
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They got married well before he became a billionaire so I'm sure no pre-nup was signed.

Sucks to be him!


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#4456753 - 01/10/19 11:50 AM Re: Amazon Divorce Bonus [Re: Nixer]  
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Originally Posted by Nixer
So I typed in "Divorce Bonus" in Amazon search...

All I got was a bunch of new age psycho-babble crap.

I think Mrs Bezos might get a tad more than that!

The FIFTY BILLION Dollar + break-up....EACH!!!

Awwww, what the heck, if you can't get what you need with a paltry FIFTY BILLION, then an extra FIFTY BILLION + really won't help.

Mind boggling money involved here...



You almost sound rather envious of people who you think have "too much money".


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4456755 - 01/10/19 01:46 PM Re: Amazon Divorce Bonus [Re: Nixer]  
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Did I say they had "too much money"?

They earned it.


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#4456761 - 01/10/19 02:44 PM Re: Amazon Divorce Bonus [Re: Nixer]  
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C'mon admit it.
Bezos looks like a Bond Super Villan. Bezos = Bloefeld? Hmmmm.


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#4456771 - 01/10/19 04:34 PM Re: Amazon Divorce Bonus [Re: Nixer]  
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#4457182 - 01/13/19 09:16 PM Re: Amazon Divorce Bonus [Re: Nixer]  
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50 billion?!!
For 1 million he could just have her kidnapped and "disappeared"...


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