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#4453946 - 12/20/18 12:05 AM Three pilots ....  
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Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’

The Air Force pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Navy pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.’

Saint Peter said, 'they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates’.

The Army Aviator started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties..

Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?’

He replied, 'These are Carols.’

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

:-)


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#4453958 - 12/20/18 01:36 AM Re: Three pilots .... [Re: Wigean]  
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LOL! Thanks for that one!


Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as "bad luck.”
-Robert Heinlein
#4453959 - 12/20/18 01:53 AM Re: Three pilots .... [Re: Wigean]  
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