Manfred von Douchemeister! I'm sorry, but this asswipe is a prick! No wonder he has so many kills. The high command has its collective head up his ass!
It's not enough that he has more kills than I have. It's not enough that he has more medals. It's not enough that his schmucky face is on every magazine cover in the Fatherland. It's not enough that he has a dozen Sanke cards and I only have one. He still feels compelled to steal my victories.
I'm leading the Flight this AM (And boy, does that rub this dickhead the wrong way!) We jump a foursome of DH4s. I get on the tail of one and kill the observer with a well placed shot, and then set the machine on fire. Flames and smoke everywhere as the EA goes into its death spiral after I pour 68 bullets into the crate.
As I watch it spiraling down, trailing thick black smoke, who shows up but Manfred #%&*$# von Richthofen himself! He puts six bullets into the EA, flies home, lands first, and claims my DH4!
Guess who got the kill? Manfred #%&*$# von Richthofen, the Douchemeister himself!
I've had that happen and when I shot up the fellows that nicked my birds I shot 'em with a whole bunch of lead! When I got home I was court marshalled or something. It's been a while since I've done that to a squad mate, though. I figure my revenge is not getting into those hopeless nasty scraps with which the leader of the pack wants to engage against all odds. I fly away!
Ages ago I was flying my first Air Warrior hop with my new squadron. Things were hectic. Two dozen in a big furball. And in Air Warrior, all sides, there were three, could fly anything. So we were flying FWs, but so were some of our enemies. I looked backwards and then quickly switched to forward view. A plane shot across my bow. I pulled the trigger. It disintegrated. FW cannon fire was deadly. I see the message. I had shot down my squadron leader. I checked six again, and then looked forward. Another instinctive shot! Down went the squadron XO.
Fortunately, they had no idea I had killed them. Otherwise, it probably would have been my last night in JG27.
"Sorry Nowi... Manfred landed, jumped out of his plane and ran over to the tail of the RE8. He cut out the serial number, took it, jumped back into his plane and flew away laughing hysterically and shouting something about getting it in at the last minute or something like that... Unconfirmed!"
The Black Baron of Boistrancourt returns!!
I'd rather die fighting, than live for nothing. - Gen. G.S. Patton
There is a cure for that rage Nowi. Join the lads over at the BOC bar. I"m sure they have something to ease the pain! BWOC BWOC BWOC ,,, CALLING ALL MEMBERS! Where is Lou?
Last edited by Robert_Wiggins; 12/08/1802:36 PM.
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