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#4448167 - 11/11/18 10:42 PM You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add)  
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You wake up from a Sunday afternoon nap, open your eyes, look out through the double glass doors over the lake, and think you see an observation balloon suspended above the tree line about 4 kilometers away!


Nowi
#4448175 - 11/11/18 11:28 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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Nowi, that reads like a qualification for membership in the Barmy OFFers Club to me. And I should know, I'm one of its founding members. biggrin

BWOC BWOC BWOC!


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#4448177 - 11/11/18 11:32 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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Nowi, you can submit your request to join at the link below. I for one think you are more than qualified to become one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy.

The Barmy OFFers Club

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#4448184 - 11/12/18 12:31 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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GASP!

Nowi, apologies, I was just reviewing our club communiques and discovered that you in fact made application to join our lot several months ago. This oversight will be corrected posthaste.

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#4448186 - 11/12/18 12:46 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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Thanks!


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#4448194 - 11/12/18 01:20 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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... you overcook your supper rendering it inedible getting 'one more flight in'!

#4448229 - 11/12/18 07:05 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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...while operating any vehicle, you start looking for the blip switch!


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I got ninety-nine problems, but my pitch ain't one...
#4448237 - 11/12/18 09:23 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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...you can find your way from St Omer to Arras without looking at the map but you get lost in your local supermarket.


Let's pretend I got the BWOC badge to embed here.

Wenn ihr sieg im deine Kampf selbst gegen, wirst stark wie Stahl sein.
"The best techniques are passed on by the survivors." - Gaiden Shinji
#4448246 - 11/12/18 10:39 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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My god chaps!... you lot need to get yourselves to the MO sharpish!

#4448256 - 11/12/18 12:48 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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High over the Front
I live in a busy “aerial area.” Unsure why but I always have airplanes of all types flying overhead. Heck, my neighbor has his own plane and strip cut in his farm crops.
Anyway my “too much WOFF” moment came one bright and sunny Sunday morning.
Heard aircraft engine sounds (as always) and, based on the unique sound, looked up fully expecting to see an Se5 overhead.
Whatever plane it was had “pirated” the engine noise of the in-game Se5 sound. What cheek!

#4448263 - 11/12/18 01:37 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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... you click on a desktop icon other than WOFF and are surprised when you don't hear a scratchy phonograph needle and a cat meow.

... you glance down while driving in order to find your coffee and wonder why the compass isn't in the cup holder next to it.

... while at a lecture your mind wanders off to your last mission over the lines and you inadvertently say, out loud and at an elevated volume, "Damned Archie!", at which point you realize everyone in the lecture hall is looking at you as if you have lobsters crawling from your ears.

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#4448269 - 11/12/18 02:01 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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It’s been a tough day but the worst is over; you’re in your car, but you’re facing a long drive home. As you hit the highway and turn on cruise control, you instinctively start playing with the switches searching for the 12x function.


Nowi
#4448271 - 11/12/18 02:08 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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And wouldn't THAT be handy.

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#4448276 - 11/12/18 02:56 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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You wake up to the sound of rain on the rooftop, tell yourself all flights are scrubbed, and roll over for a other hour's sleep - and then wake up late for work!

#4448424 - 11/13/18 07:42 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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Playing too much WOFF? I don't understand the question.


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#4448448 - 11/13/18 12:26 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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You been playing too much WOFF when you wear your replica Blue Max to the store for groceries.


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#4448453 - 11/13/18 01:50 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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You been playing too much WOFF when you drink caster oil for breakfest, kick out the windshield of your car and strap on a set of goggles to drive to work.

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I'd rather die fighting, than live for nothing. - Gen. G.S. Patton
#4448472 - 11/13/18 04:09 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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You been playing too much WOFF when you think your wife starts to look like Countess Kaeti von Klugermann.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4448501 - 11/13/18 06:04 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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when your oldest kid comes down to see you in the game room and sees you wearing a Mad Bomber hat and your motorcycle goggles to add the the immersion of the mission your on. Whilst sipping a cup of tea.

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Just because you can does not mean you should.
#4451359 - 12/01/18 06:52 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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And you’ve played way too much WOFF (if there is such a thing) when you are driving down the highway, have lined up an an aggressive driver’s six who has cut you off and imagine your head lights have become twin mg’s; you squeeze the button on your steering wheel which controls the radio volume envisioning hot lead filling the backside of said agressive driver; then as he exits from the highway you’ve observed the exhaust from his tailpipe as his smoking aircraft trailing off to crash. Vindicated you fly on...err drive on, land errr park in your driveway, and upon entering your home/debriefing shack you immediately fillout a combat report claiming an enemy aircraft destroyed subsequently submitting this claim to your rather confused looking spouse. Then you ask said c/o where she has stashed the whisky.....NOW that’s Barmy! If I end up going to bed with a set of ski googles, gloves and fur lined cap with earflaps on my night table ready for my next mission I had best seek the assistance of a local MO.

Cheers!!

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