#4443065 - 10/09/18 09:50 PM
1 day before a dentist appointment
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One day before a dentist appointment - did you ever brush your teeth extra careful thinking that it would make up for a year of bad habits? Well, it's one week before a colonoscopy and I'm wondering what I can "brush" so everything looks good for my ultimate "selfie." Well, I'm at a loss. I'm not even going to ask for tips. As much as I admire the folks here at SimHQ, I think that if I've got polyps up in there, there is no hack that any of you can recommend at this point. All I've got left is lame jokes. Maybe on the day of the procedure, I will mystically wave my hand at the medical professionals and conjure my best Alec Guinness and say, "These are not the "rrhoids" you're looking for." Hopefully, they will be Star Wars fans.
The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
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#4443090 - 10/10/18 12:53 AM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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Colonoscopy stories can be all over the map, but mine last Oct. wasn't horrific at all (4 polyps snipped, I remember being told 3 but paperwork says 4). Piper is on to something though...flood your thoughts with poon to get you through these awful procedures. If you have a special someone, hold her hand for a bit while you wait, touching wrists so that her perfume gets on you. Use it. When the fear hits, stroke your chin like you're in deep thought. They won't know you're actually sniffing your hand. I was lucky with my colonoscopy (as with my long-time dental hygienist and recent audiologist), as I always seem to find a gorgeous (to me anyway...my type) middle-aged chick who enjoys talking 80's bands and tunes. I swear we (one of the nurses, not doctor) were talking Journey while I was laying on my side at my colonoscopy when my lights went out (before I even knew about an upcoming concert). I woke up in the recovery room wanting to continue my conversation and my wife was kind enough to oblige.
The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in Gives way and suddenly it’s day again The sun is in the east Even though the day is done Two suns in the sunset, hmph Could be the human race is run
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#4443095 - 10/10/18 02:05 AM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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General. Anastesia.
Sleepy time for me both times.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4443101 - 10/10/18 02:26 AM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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It is amazing how having a "hottie" or two getting you set up in the pre-op seems to just take the edge off. I have have had a couple of very good looking anesthesiologists for some of my procedures. I always think, well there is some really lucky guy out there who gets a smart, attractive women who makes great money. The perfect trifecta. LOL
You really have to have a good sense of humor for these things. It helps.
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#4443110 - 10/10/18 03:52 AM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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General. Anastesia.
Sleepy time for me both times. All four times for me, the only way to fly!!
"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
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#4443131 - 10/10/18 08:55 AM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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When I had my vasectomy I was prepared and handled by a couple of, as far as I could tell behind the masks, pleasant nurses. I was initially worried I might become a little "appreciative" of their administrations.
However, cold swabs and a businesslike procedure laid that to rest. I think they might have handled farmyard animals in a previous job.
"They might look the same, but they don't taste the same."
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#4443133 - 10/10/18 09:59 AM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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When I was in recovery after my stent insertion, my heart began to race. Anyways they had to put the paddles to me because I had gone into cardiac arrest. That brought me back and even tho a little disorientated, my groin felt warm and sticky. When I mentioned this to the nurses they went crazy as they realized I was bleeding to death. (the point of insertion for the stent was thru the groin). The clamp had just been removed but still had to lay very quiet. The shock from the paddles had opened up the insertion point. The nurse was a bit rough on cleaning up the blood, so I told her to be more careful as there might still be some use for that body member. We had a good laugh.
There was only 16 squadrons of RAF fighters that used 100 octane during the BoB. The Fw190A could not fly with the outer cannon removed. There was no Fw190A-8s flying with the JGs in 1945.
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#4443148 - 10/10/18 01:49 PM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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When I had my vasectomy I was prepared and handled by a couple of, as far as I could tell behind the masks, pleasant nurses. I was initially worried I might become a little "appreciative" of their administrations.
However, cold swabs and a businesslike procedure laid that to rest. I think they might have handled farmyard animals in a previous job. For my snip the grab and yanking of the jewels, regardless of pain eliminating drugs, made me so nauseous that I almost lost it right there on the table. It's context. I also had this - and I have no other description but "hot" - Asian female doctor inspect my Rod of Manhood very closely with zero stirring of the loins. Afterwards I was rebuked for asking one of the nurses (who was a dude) why she wore a full face mask for that. OTOH, when I was in prep for surgery on my knee in Saudi, this Polish nurse came to check on me. Blonde, blue eyes, and one of the most stunning women I have ever seen in my life. Rank be damned, I told her so, and let her know I'd probably be hanging around the hospital for a few days if she wanted to come see me. No luck - she spoke very little English - but it was worth the shot.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4443186 - 10/10/18 04:28 PM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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My work colleague keeps referring to the general anesthesia that he got as the Michael Jackson drug because apparently, it was what Michael was using. I hope I get some of that!
The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
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#4443187 - 10/10/18 04:33 PM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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For my snip the grab and yanking of the jewels, regardless of pain eliminating drugs, made me so nauseous that I almost lost it right there on the table. As well as pain reducing drugs, I also had something else that made me too high to care what was going on. Fun trip home.
"They might look the same, but they don't taste the same."
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#4443197 - 10/10/18 05:41 PM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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My work colleague keeps referring to the general anesthesia that he got as the Michael Jackson drug because apparently, it was what Michael was using. I hope I get some of that! I have had more than one anesthesiologist make the "joke" that I was to be given the same drug drug that killed Micheal Jackson. They seem to have a very strange sense of humor. You would think that they would know that most people don't want to hear that right before "going under".
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#4443203 - 10/10/18 07:49 PM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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Hmm, I lost a bit of weight once and stupidly told the doctor whilst I was there about something else minor, I managed to talk myself into a prostate examination by the hottest doctor I've ever met, I've never had such conflicting feelings with my pants around my ankles, ever!!!
I see her in my local supermarket and it feels worse than bumping into the woman I lost my virginity to....
She didn't even offer me a cigarette after!
That Farrow bloke you executed today, are you sure he's dead? Well I chopped his head off, that usually does the trick. Yes, don't get clever with me Baldrick. I just thought you might have lopped off a leg or something by mistake. No, the thing I chopped off had a nose.
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#4443237 - 10/11/18 01:14 AM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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Colon cancer is nearly unstoppable if it spreads to other organs. A check up, no matter how unpleasant, is the far better alternative. Wise decision, Letterboy
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#4443466 - 10/12/18 06:51 PM
Re: 1 day before a dentist appointment
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Lol, Friday. My one digital prostate exam (about 10 years ago) was by the physician’s assistant (male) who had the physique of an NFL linebacker. I’m not too uptight about this kinda stuff, but I’m sure I would have been more comfortable being examined by a slender little lady with much skinnier fingers. Lol, Every cloud has a silver lining I guess Shan2 is spot on though, the alternative if missed is x1000 times worse! Maybe you could try some bleaching down there to impress the doctor?!
That Farrow bloke you executed today, are you sure he's dead? Well I chopped his head off, that usually does the trick. Yes, don't get clever with me Baldrick. I just thought you might have lopped off a leg or something by mistake. No, the thing I chopped off had a nose.
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Exodus
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