#4410691 - 03/15/18 02:06 PM
Church Bells joke....
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Bill_Grant
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex was surely asking for trouble.
“Oh, no, my dear,” replied Granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and said, “He’d still be alive if that damned’ ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
~Bill
In my defense, I was left unsupervised...
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#4411788 - 03/20/18 11:31 PM
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coasty
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we live next to a church with chimes, I think I can spot an ice cream truck with any luck...
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#4411906 - 03/21/18 02:39 PM
Re: Church Bells joke....
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No, actually, she got it. Just more of IT than she expected!
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