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#4388211 - 11/04/17 03:48 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388221 - 11/04/17 06:18 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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Thread is getting weird. biggrin

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The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
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The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4388228 - 11/04/17 06:36 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388429 - 11/06/17 02:50 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388430 - 11/06/17 02:53 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388472 - 11/06/17 06:00 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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#4388521 - 11/06/17 10:13 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388567 - 11/07/17 06:10 AM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388571 - 11/07/17 06:35 AM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388629 - 11/07/17 02:28 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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Being that the last time I had to summon up the courage to approach and talk to a girl, Ronald Reagan was still in his first term as president, I'm sure *anything* I'd say today would come off as creepy. What a nightmare that would be.



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4388630 - 11/07/17 02:29 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: MarkG]  
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Originally Posted by MarkG
Being that the last time I had to summon up the courage to approach and talk to a girl, Ronald Reagan was still in his first term as president, I'm sure *anything* I'd say today would come off as creepy. What a nightmare that would be.



Um yeah. "Would you like to go to the REO Speedwagon concert with me" wouldn't quite work now!


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#4388648 - 11/07/17 03:46 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388804 - 11/08/17 03:33 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4388857 - 11/08/17 08:50 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388858 - 11/08/17 09:51 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388862 - 11/08/17 10:14 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: Haggart]  
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Originally Posted by Haggart
" I know we just met but I have a real submarine at the docks and it will be the ride of your life!"


That is even more creepy considering the recent news about the guy who decapitated a reporter he invited to his private submarine.

#4388871 - 11/08/17 11:17 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388877 - 11/08/17 11:50 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388881 - 11/09/17 12:10 AM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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That's not creepy ...that's just gross !


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#4388898 - 11/09/17 02:49 AM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: F4UDash4]  
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Originally Posted by F4UDash4
Hey girl, come over here and sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.


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